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you got the music in you

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

trying to impress ian fidance trade

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when you think the most beautiful woman in the world liked your tweet but its just a kpop fan

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@HuTaoFanatic @CrustyViolator sure

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this is dark bro this is something future would rap about

[OG SNARK ☕️ @SnarkingIsLegal]

Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2

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@HuTaoFanatic @CrustyViolator nah

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

@HuTaoFanatic @CrustyViolator hey thanks man

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

@CrustyViolator @HuTaoFanatic hey thanks man

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@HuTaoFanatic think this is the first time i've had a hit tweet without also having 100 comments telling me to kill myself

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

when u lowkey start deeping the resentment

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

How can you even find the time to care about that

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

I think a SlushyNoobz wedding discourse is the worst piece of discourse that’s been put on my twitter timeline in the last month and that’s saying so much

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“Hope you’re doing well” is code word for “I wanna blow my head off”

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

I feel the top of the roof come off Kill everybody there

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

do u know how pissed id be

[NBA @NBA]

360 SPINNING LAYUP.

Sweet move by Ausar Thompson on NBC and Peacock 😳

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eating pizza and playing plants vs zombies #8:26am vibe

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

when i was 4 my dream was to vote for obama

[a🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rslashjesus]

sorry

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jordan peele dressed as a girl