Rebekah

Sometimes I'm funny

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

The “Singles Group” Domino Night Adventure: (a thread)

[Sunshine State of Mind @FLocal87]

Have they reached out to Clare? #Bachelor

[Ðre @handy_andy41]

Pretty sure this “sky-diving expert” was just in Michelle’s zoom class mere seconds ago. #Bachelor  #TheBachelor  #TheBachelorABC

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

Husband made fun of me for getting into the Bachelorette. We are now watching a previous season on Netflix, and he keeps saying “I’m so invested in this! I like the Bachelorette!”

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

Sometimes teaching is like going from 1st place to 6th place in Mario Cart because you slipped on your own banana peel.

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

This is me working on my thesis this summer in the midst of travel, workshops, and my brother’s out of state wedding. 10 pages down, 60 to go. Send positive vibes, please.

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

Flying home: I had a 1 hour layover, but my first flight was delayed 1 hour. I just had to run 2 terminals over and was the last person on the plane. I hope the person sitting next to me doesn’t mind that I’m currently sweaty and panting.

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

@Melissa_Renee20 Hahaa nope! Safe and sound.

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

In this car I have experienced: 1. The sunroof cracking and falling on my head. 2. Four flat tires, including one exploding on the interstate. 3. The undercarriage detaching and dragging. 4. A deer taking out my front end. 5. Now this. Anyone want to buy me a new car?

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

One of my favorite things is looking through the window as I unlock my house because my cat runs like lightning the moment she hears it to meet me at the door.

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

It’s the end of the semester at EIU, and one of my professors still hasn’t graded 3 major assignments, 2 of which were submitted more than a month ago. For a grade grubber like me, this is torture.

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

How I feel writing these four final exam essays due Thursday:

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

@Emma_Beck3 @RohdemannCody EMMA!

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

4,000 word final paper due tomorrow night. I’ve written everything I possibly could and the word count is only 3,000. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

It is literally 10 degrees hotter in my classroom right now than it is outside. We are burning up in here. Send help.

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

Instructions: “In order to fully explain your reasoning and analyze, you need at least 5 sentences.” Many students: Write 5 sentences that contain fewer than 5 words each and do nothing to explain. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

@KristinRunyon Everybody, Always: Becoming Love in a World Full of Setbacks and Difficult People by Bob Goff. And no, Cody hasn’t seen the full hidden stack... It’s quite large 😬🤫

[Rebekah @rsmith_93]

Cody and I were in the book section at Walmart, and I found a book I want to read but won’t have time to until my masters degree is done this fall. He said, “Get it. You need it.” Yep, I’m going to marry this boy.