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why is bird poop white

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say it twice so i know you meant it

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@LilTunechi my preorder download link doesn't work! 😭 haven't you made me wait for this album long enough 😩

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gotta lotta people trynna drain me of this energy

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wrist so froze you should see how i maneuver

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hey @Spotify how about you stop asking me to watch videos while i’m driving so i don’t have to sue the shit out of you when i get into an accident?

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chyyaintlyin

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@LouineBolt lol the TMJ life is real

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it be hard to understand me cause my jaw keep lockin

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my boss invited me over to drink then his wife asked me to leave when i said all his baby does is throw up

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sat in my car, housed an entire bag of terra chips, and walked back into work like nothing happened #adulting

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finna make a cameo in this Liberty Mutual commercial eating pizza in the background but they keep telling me to sit down

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gettin' cheese like patty melts

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smoking a bowl out my window watching cute little kids while realizing how fucked up this sounds 🎃

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i guess the neighbors think i'm sellin dope

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in college i used to finish a bottle of burnetts in one weekend, now i have one glass of wine and have to crawl to the shower

[jarrett hill @jarretthill]

THIS.

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@GetUpCrew969 I fkin love you guys but for the love of God pls stop making me listen to Bruno Mars while I wait to hear the juice

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true life: this recipe said it would feed 4-6 but here we are

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what is it that confuses people about a two lane highway? right lane slow, left lane fast. we are not a wolf pack

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I love mcdonalds more than life itself but an 8.99 lobster roll is where I draw the line