Scott Phillips

“Professional” Cornhole player. Finding roofs for people experiencing houselessness.

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

I know that guy

[American Cornhole League @iplaycornhole]

Can you say CLUTCH!?
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[Bureau of Unearned Merit @meritbureau]

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[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@atrupar

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@elonmusk In racism?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@atrupar Michelin Tire Man of the Year?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@elonmusk Also it makes naked images of Taylor Swift

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@elonmusk @grok Is it MechaMussolini?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@DineshDSouza To better manhandle young women?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@Texasbrn No

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@JoJoFromJerz China was too full?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@StephenM @grok Can Steven Miller go out in direct sunlight?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@elonmusk @grok How many children has Elon Musk abandoned?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@elonmusk Do you have more credit cards or neglected children?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

For what possible purpose?!?!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Gretchen Whitmer is in the Oval Office with Trump

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@atrupar I’m surprised that his guy can still breathe considering where his head is

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@ScottPresler You should get out more

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@catturd2 “People affected by higher prices caused by tariffs annoyed by billionaire who inherited money and bankrupted a casino telling them it’s all going to be ok…”

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@GuntherEagleman For most likely to buy a new sofa?

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@MarindaVannoy1 I prefer not to yell at children about stagflation

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@elonmusk This is a douche

[Scott Phillips @rsphillips]

@RealDeanCain I don’t watch The Adventures of Lois and Clark