Dick Comber

preheat oven to 450° Place on center rack and bake for 8 minutes

[Dick Comber @rspinja]

Driving back to Western, Katie and I can’t see 5ft in front of us on the highway. We drift off the road and get stuck in a ditch. We stop a passing police officer and he decided to give us a ride to a near by hotel. Long story short, we’re in a new ditch with mr. officer 😂

[Variety @Variety]

‘Community’ Movie Is Finally Happening, at Peacock, Fulfilling the Show’s Prophecy https://t.co/SxgKbJLp5b

[Pyo 5️⃣ @mrpyo1]

It's insane how in 2 months time, PS5 will be 2 years old and you still can't walk into a store and buy it normally

[Scott Edelman @scottedelman]

The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

my friend’s aunt is a lawyer at Paramount and was a part of Jackass Forever. They’d be like “hey we wanna jump on our friend’s balls with a pogo stick” and a woman with multiple degrees and decades of experience would calculate the liability of crushing Danger Ehren’s balls

[mikey @shenanigreat]

nobody:
your upper middle class friend’s house when you were growing up:

[Dave @lildickytweets]

retweet if you want a season 3

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

Nintendo

there is only 1 track I ask of you out of 48

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

also baby food tastes like shit now and my fisher price keys won’t start my car

[eric pointcrow @PointCrow]

can't wait for this guy coming back to switch sports with a vengence

[Dick Comber @rspinja]

Do Dominos employees get their W-2 printed on unused pizza boxes?

[DaBearsWorld @Chi_Bears_News]

This just isn’t true! We have hated the Green Bay Packers long before Covid

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

I love that we casually set our rail lines on fire in the winter. It sounds so fake and made up.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

13 year old me: “dad can I have some money for the movies”

Dad:

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

dudes be like “people born between 1995-2003 are the last of the elite” and we all are doordash drivers

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Must watch:

[Spider-Man: Beyond The Spider-Verse @SpiderVerse]

2022, ready for you

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘ATLANTA’ Season 3 has been released.

The series premieres on March 24 on FX. https://t.co/19tmI1EdL3