Russ Miller

Golf Course Cheese and Really Big Deal

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

My god

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

I keep a pack in my desk to this day

[Christian Stegmaier @cstegmaier]

Assuming Ted Turner’s funeral will start at 7:05 pm.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

I would rather watch Larry Bird shoot free throws in a high school gym than this year's entire NBA playoffs.

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss country music. The real kind, where a guy in a lime suit and lime cowboy boots shows up with a BAC of .35. Or maybe he doesn’t show up at all because he’s doing lines of coke in the backseat of a Cadillac Eldorado with a stripper named Mary Lou he just met at Waffle House.

[Defund the USDA 2.0 @Dusty3080467325]

I can hear it now ……from a 1/2 mile away

[greg @greg16676935420]

Rough year for Canada sports

Lost to USA in World Series
Lost to USA in Stanley Cup
Lost to USA in Olympics
Lost to USA in baseball
Didn’t even make it to the Super Bowl

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

It was just a hockey game.

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

The Canadian euthanasia website has crashed.

[PEAK @Filmfanatics__]

Married with children was the best show in the 80's

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Missing White Girl Found After Search Party Plays 'Cupid Shuffle' https://t.co/rd68RT7HWT

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America: 1776-2026

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Colonel Sanders deserves to make the fucking Pro Bowl more than Shedeur.

[Defund the USDA 2.0 @Dusty3080467325]

Done a double back flip

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HILARIOUS: #Ravens head coach John Harbaugh completely forgot that his own brother Jim Harbaugh had more rushing yards than Bo Jackson in his career.

💀💀💀

Sean McVay named all the coaches in Jim's division, but skipped him.

[Mostly Harmless Research Monkey @dangitdale66]

This time of year, every time I blow my nose I learn things about myself. Unsettling things.

[Mick Lite (Litehouse Media) @LitehouseSTL]

Do it.

[Mostly Harmless Research Monkey @dangitdale66]

You know what would work well in Kimmel’s time slot? That’s right. Rockford Files reruns.