Rebecca Sharkey

If I have learned anything from video games, it's that when things get tough it means you're going the right way.

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

Compilation of #MYADVENTURESASBIRDMAN tweets! Get 'em all here, folks!!

https://t.co/A8aP9uBsmg

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@chrisdejabet Oh-ho! I actually have one of those for work now...... 👀

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@alexgriendling Iconic 😂

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@chrisdejabet You mean like Android does? 😉😉😉😂

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Hot Take: Apple Jacks are a reasonable breath freshener.

#HotTake #hearditherefirst #juatgottaeatlikeawholeboxofthem

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One of my coworkers likes to use "0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣" instead of "🅾️🅾️🅾️" for his out of office calendar events and I am amused everytime I see it 😊😂

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Me: [sitting innocently in the break room]
UPS Guy: [appears] One on the dock for ya [leaves]
Me: ....what do I do with this information??

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

@pixelhijinks Most recently used HotPads, but would be checking Apartments(.)com for additional information.

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When you took a quick note on your phone during church and didn't check it again until now...

🤣🤣🤣

#Lord #AdobeWithMe

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Sometimes late night convos leave you with the strangest Google reminders...

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I better not hear you saying I don't deliver, @pixelhijinks!

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[yeets spider across the universe]

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I was visited by a spider at work yesterday...

He politely tapped me on the shoulder right as my boss walked in to ask a question...

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

My Boss: So that email design from–
Me: AHM LITLE BUSAY AT DA MOMNT!!!

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

My brother in response to me coughing: Are you okay?
Me: Į̵̟͉̮̘̻͎͑̈́ ̴̢̦̼͍̘̫̜͗́͑š̶̛̛͔̣͓͔̖͕͍͈̫̂ų̷̙̗̹͕̌̌͝ṙ̴̩̍̔͠v̴̳͔̟̅̓̎͝i̶̧̳̲̜̩͉̪͂ͅv̷̝͓̾̚e̸̢̢̱͎̟̼̥̪̥͌̀̉̃͘͝

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

[according to my roommate]

The first person to see humpback whales: that's a big old puddle of nope!

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

Uhm, yes!?!

#ToTheMOON!

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Conquer Your Fears.

New Nightmares emerge in Destiny 2: Shadowkeep.

[Bungie @Bungie]

Just announced on stream: On September 17, Cross Save will become available on Destiny 2 across ALL platforms!

Tune in for the rest of the news:

💠 https://t.co/1521iaMOlu
💠 https://t.co/jEQFtjqYlU
💠 https://t.co/Nx3l6m2QRf

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

Mexican Restaurants: Would you like any appetizers?
Me stuffing chips and salsa into my face: Uhmmm, more of these free ones plz??

[Rebecca Sharkey @rssharkey]

When the cleaning instructions tell me to "dab at the stain"

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.@pixelhijinks come back to #Destiny2 your ghost can have a little cowboy hat now!!!! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠