Ross Nelson

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

4Runner drivers always drive like they’ve got something to prove

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

. @espn absolutely refusing to pay for any sort of competent audio mixing tonight #MNFxESPN

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Did they give Rodgers Jameis’s old corneas after his lasik?

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Going deep into credit card debt for a couple free flights just like the founding fathers intended

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

@jordanwing congrats on the career change

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Update: the fetus’s name is actually Rhyot

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Just saw a VERY pregnant lady walking through warped tour with “Wyatt’s first warped tour” written on her stomach.

Solid chance I witness a lady give birth in the Pepsi center parking lot.

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Betting on the WNBA has made me the 7th highest paid in WNBA history. Thanks @FanDuel

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

There’s no greater walk of shame than making multiple trips to empty your car of the trash that accumulated in the passenger seat

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

“Did you know you look like Salvador Perez?” - questionably racist drunk guy at the bar to a random black guy

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Don’t advertise free WiFi if I have to ask for the password.

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

@DukeSingeltary Hot damn

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Just saw a guy with a Monster Energy calf tattoo. I wish I was making this up for a tweet but no, that guy actually exists

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

I don’t get people that hate @SUBWAY. I love it. Im too poor not to love it.

[James Milner @JamesMilner]

#TBT to yesterday.... when I wasn't on Twitter! 👋🏻

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

@DukeSingeltary 17 credits worth.

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

Played the majority of Human Clay by Creed at 1Up. Come jam.

[Ross Nelson @rssnlsn]

@kgustafson84 He just isn’t consistent enough

[Miss Anthropocene @manicpxidrmgrl]

Fuck I should delete Twitter

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

It's a lot of pressure holding the entire midwest population together... @Culvers ya feel? https://t.co/z77NdtGGT3