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I’m intercontinental when I eat French toast

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Pretending to have just discovered the most famous and most often cited example of misunderstood lyrics in rock history is quite a commitment to the bit

[Jake Chinatown @JakedChinatown]

Stain’D frontman Aaron Lewis didn’t realize until he was well into his 50s that “Born in the USA” is not a patriotic song and thinks he’s letting the world know

[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

BIG 12 BASEBALL BELONGS TO KANSAS 🏆

[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

THE KANSAS JAYHAWKS ARE YOUR BIG 12 CHAMPIONS 🏆

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RIP Ted Turner

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This metro would run a parking spot for congress if it could

[FOX4 News Kansas City @fox4kc]

While it might not be ideal for some, downtown stadiums and parking is the normal for a number of teams and cities throughout Major League Baseball. https://t.co/uquddnsztt

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Didn't know the jellyfish at Sea Life joined the union

[The Kansas City Star @KCStar]

KC Tenants says Royals stadium will lead to higher rent and displaced residents https://t.co/gowHwAEkzh

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Every. Time.

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Can someone tell Q that it doesn’t matter what hand a guy with a 6+ ERA throws with?

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@royalsreview Maybe put your best hitters in the lineup every day and maybe bat them in the top 6 spots

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Just once could they not bury themselves before Memorial Day?

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Well we know what the Royals’ glaring weakness is going to be this year

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Can't wait for some dude named Giovani to try and corral Bill from Olathe through a haze of hickory smoke next to a schoolbus painted like a USMNT denim jersey

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I really want to see a European soccer official try this at Arrowhead

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: FIFA has banned tailgating before World Cup matches at major U.S. stadiums.

Tailgates are normally free to attend.

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These are good and fun and sports are fun

[MLB @MLB]

The new Kansas City Royals City Connect uniforms have been revealed 🔵🟣

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Tragedy, by Pablo Picasso, 1903, 📸 by @JasonHannaphoto

[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

4 HR IN THE 9TH INNING 🤯🤯🤯

@_TysonLeBlanc ENDS IT.

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Well we know what the Royals’ glaring weakness is going to be this year

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@WBCBaseball @Topps Gimme

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

Bobby Witt Jr. put on a SHOW last night 🤩

Repost and reply for your chance to win this @Topps Diamond Icons autographed card!

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

BOBBY WITT JR., STOP IT! #WORLDBASEBALLCLASSIC

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@DaveKluge Neither Blind Melon nor Gin Blossoms were late 90s bands