Robyn Stegman

Professional garbage human, esq.

[Robyn Stegman @rsteggy]

June 8 is #WorldOceanDay, our favorite day of the year at @OurOcean! 🌊💙
We’re tackling our ocean’s biggest problems from all angles, and I'm incredibly proud of our work. Consider making a donation-every World Ocean Day gift will be MATCHED up to $25K. https://t.co/c54stNDjJx

[Robyn Stegman @rsteggy]

When someone call a sea creature a "weird headless chicken monster," you know your girl is going to write about it: https://t.co/3U2wWSBL7j

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Are you ready for this jelly? Baltimore folks especially should dive in to learn more about this incredible creature we share the Harbor with: https://t.co/xy7zYbGTzx

[Robyn Stegman @rsteggy]

@dominos Our pizza hasn’t been delivered, our local store isn’t picking up, and I can’t access any other customer service. What am I supposed to do here?

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You know there is nothing I love more than talking about plankton. Thankfully my work is very accepting of my obsession with these tiny guys: https://t.co/Dl92siJupg

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2) Replying to shitty people in your local newspaper’s comment section with “EXPECT THE FIRST GHOST WHEN THE BELL TOLLS ONE!”
1) The Muppets Christmas Carol

[Robyn Stegman @rsteggy]

I think the Christmas Carol is one of the greatest stories ever told. Over the years, I’ve developed a list of the best ways to experience this classic which are as follows 🧵
5) Your local community theater where the same guy has perfected Scrooge over 30 years

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4) The recording of Patrick Stewart’s performance
3) Neil Gaiman’s reading at the New York Public Library from Charles Dickens’ original annotated copy (find it on Sound Cloud)

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I've got a new blog out about snot palaces. You read that right, I'm talking about tiny creatures who live in houses made of mucus and they are as cool as they are disgusting: https://t.co/31NyrSDVe1

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Believe me when I say that the process of writing this blog gave me nightmares. DO NOT GOOGLE NEEDLEFISH INJURIES! I am seriously afraid of these little guys: https://t.co/3Aw3gfy3ng

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I love whenever I get a chance to write about fascinating new research on our ocean. It's one of my favorite parts of my job. Read how invasive rats influence the feistiness of a damselfish: https://t.co/LZC600SG33

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Excited to be on the ground with this incredible team!

[Ocean Conservancy @OurOcean]

Our team has landed at @OurOceanPanama! We've got an incredible lineup of events over the next two days and you can find all the information here: https://t.co/H8b8DTKOn3

Follow along as we work on the ocean’s greatest challenges from climate change to ocean plastic pollution.

[Robyn Stegman @rsteggy]

The coffee pod article @washingtonpost published last week made me want to throw my phone across the room. Luckily I work with great scientists like @stellar_seas who are here to set the record straight.

[Ocean Conservancy @OurOcean]

When it comes to the environmental impacts of single-use plastic coffee pods, it is wishful thinking *at best* to assume they end up in a landfill. More from our own @stellar_seas on why single-use plastic packaging has become a scourge for our planet. 👇

https://t.co/pe1ehKOi7D

[Robyn Stegman @rsteggy]

Researchers: You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied
Science: I'm sure I don't know what you mean, you forget yourself
Researchers: You're like me, I'm never satisfied
Public: Is that right? I have never been satisfied

@NPRShortWave: https://t.co/H756xz4OaX

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In case you want to learn about gray whales today, I wrote this pretty cool blog: https://t.co/nt8fDhEuO7

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Our ocean needs us now more than ever. At @OurOcean, we're working to tackle our ocean’s greatest global challenges—and today, every donation will be TRIPLED up to $100K! Don’t miss this chance to make 3X the impact for our blue planet!  https://t.co/tMnYwrTEWO

[Ocean Conservancy @OurOcean]

We need our leaders to commit to bold #OceanClimateAction because we cannot solve the climate crisis without advancing ocean-powered solutions. Take action NOW to demand ambitious action to protect our ocean and unlock its potential as a climate solution: https://t.co/NY01HWufly

[Ocean Conservancy @OurOcean]

Our team is hard at work promoting #OceanClimateAction at #COP27. See what they've been up to: https://t.co/mn5XwGVdRb

Get a full list of our events and where you can find us here: https://t.co/ZwD1r6h6os

[david_mcnair @David_McNair]

There are five stages of grief in every United Nations Conference

#COP27 the big climate conference is no different.

I’m going to tell you what they are

With a bit of @blurofficial @Madonna and @taylorswift13 thrown in.

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What a great week! Now it's time to nap 😴

[Ocean Conservancy @OurOcean]

Thank you #7IMDC for an inspiring and beautiful time! What an incredible week to connect with colleagues and advocates around the world who have dedicated their lives to a cleaner ocean. Catch the highlights here: https://t.co/CPk2dvAN9I