Rachel Steiner

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Thing I’m unworthy of:
-Honey crisp apples
-Advanced green lights
-Zac Efron in Down to Earth
-Trader Joes
-Espresso
-Low waist jeans going out of style

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Good day to be an atm machine

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Anxiety meds? Nah, the Austin Powers trilogy

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Why is it so cute when a dog holds anything in its mouth

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Eliahu set off our ring doorbell

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Why is Beyoncé allowed to brush her curly hair but I can’t

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

craving an in person simcha

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Why isn’t the letter H pronounced heych

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

wait when did December end

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Things in my lunch bag that just make sense: the same apple I repack everyday with hopes of eating

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

One thing that 2020 taught me was that you can really never have enough tie dye, chocolate covered strawberry or bracelet businesses

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

It would be much better for their reputation

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Why don’t people teach their cats to do tricks (ie. paw, sit, down, etc. )

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Tested positive for Bieber fever

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Anyone else feel unworthy of Big Mouth

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

A new season of Big Mouth is what 2020 deserves

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Sometimes you just need to eat a huge bowl of Cheerios in bed

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Do grown dogs feel the same way about babies as we do to puppies?

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Trick or treating in the states must be elite bc there is no risk of getting a mini aero bar

[Rachel Steiner @rsteiner2929]

Just accidentally listened to an entire imagine dragons song and didn’t hate it