Ryan Stephens

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[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@lukefoxjukebox Needlessly ruthless. Yeah, he's surely played his last game there, but a stone cold "don't let the door hit you on the ass" to a dude who made the Leafs somewhat relevant over the last decade only affirms that Leafs media is fucking brutal. Who would want to play there? lol

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@Stormy16843800 @DJHeerMusic Sick burns. If only you were smart enough to know that your dumbass sentence construction actually agrees with the point I'm trying to make.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@DJHeerMusic Nevertheless, I'm in your mentions because in the few times I open this app lately it feeds me your round the clock shit fit about how hard done by Nucks fans are, and my god man, it's sad. I'm just encouraging you to take a break from a site that is designed to melt your brain.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@DJHeerMusic I didn't say everyone, but as somebody who prefers to engage with humans face to face, I typically see a lot less trolling than you seem to see. I would have been stoked if Van won the cup. Legit team stacked with likeable characters, aside from Kesler, who was a fuckhead.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@DJHeerMusic You root for multiple other hockey teams, yet others can't possibly do the same? You're projecting because you're miserable and you think everybody else lives with the same misery. What's it like to be so fragile? Seriously, dude, take a mental health break from this site.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@AshleyASalvador Hi Ashley, curious whether the Bellevue Community Centre has a place in this area's future? It sits in the area designated "Civic/Education Anchor", which suggests it could be demo'd for something from the CoE or Concordia. It's quite the artifact. Would be a shame to lose it.

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@tommykippes2 This might be the saddest Nucks tweet I've seen yet. And here I thought @DJHeerMusic was top dog for dejected Vancouverite sports fans. The softest fanbase bar none.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@DJHeerMusic I mean...you could say that, but it would be as dumb and meaningless as anything else you say. You must have a serious god complex to be this irrelevant of a musician and make such a claim.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@DJHeerMusic @gretzkytokurri This might be the saddest response I've ever heard.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

At the checkout, buying diapers, toilet paper, apples, shampoo, and a family pack of chicken thighs.

Cashier: "That comes to $420.69"

Me: "Nice."

Me, 10 minutes later: "Wait, what the fuck?"

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@DJHeerMusic Man, you sure spend a whole lot of time and energy sweating about the Oilers. It's sad as fuck to watch.

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@edmontonjournal Who gives a shit, you fucking muppets?

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@fatTireBikeBoy Where is this?

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@criterionchannl La haine!

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

Hey @nyrbclassics, I see you'll soon publish the first volume of Proust's In Search of Lost Time. Does this signal a larger plan to publish all volumes under the NYRB label?

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@mlstepanic @FleischYeg Have you had Rosewood's, though? That's top dawg for me currently, but I'm always interested in a worthy challenger....

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@mrmuleman @mhingston @Andrew_N_Hood @hingstonolsen On that note, @mhingston, if I have some other older editions that I'd be looking to preferably sell, how could I go about it?

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@mrmuleman @mhingston @Andrew_N_Hood @hingstonolsen I do believe I have the 2015 set and I'm looking to clear out some books (sorry, @mhingston). Are you located in Edmonton?

[Ryan Stephens @rstphns]

@mrmuleman @mhingston @Andrew_N_Hood @hingstonolsen Yup! You'll need to follow me first I believe.