Ryan Stuckmaier

Android enthusiast, smart alec, think I'm funnier than I probably am. Don't take anything I say seriously, especially this sentence.

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

Fuck @Discover
Terrible customer service, everyone has a different answer, no one has a supervisor, and I'm still out 1600 bucks because you can't send a check signature required

[XBOX @XBOX]

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Follow and RT with #XboxAllStarBrawlsweepstakes for a chance to win one of these vibrant @NickBrawlGame Xbox Series X consoles.

Age 18+. Ends 10/24/21. Rules: https://t.co/Z2VzIdludF

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@roxyraccoon ok, so maybe some of those I don't like...

[Chris Bassitt @C_Bass419]

Dear White Sox fans, I got traded and have a lot of White Sox stuff. I want you guys to have it. #RT for a chance to win. Multiple winners

[Rhett Reese @RhettReese]

Team Pool needs your official 'vote' of support. Let's break the internet. RETWEET if you would buy a ticket to the DEADPOOL MOVIE.

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@tweetsauce Looking through the description of your latest video but I couldn't find the final yin yang quasar picture. Do you have a link?

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@lyricrun wow, I totally didn't even realize that until reading your tweet!

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@props_idoc Here's that video about NSA bypassing encryption. http://t.co/jDW0pqzjY6 There's a link to more in the description

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@props_idoc Icehogs hockey from a ref's helmet cam https://t.co/e755M80EmN

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@MKBHD no video for unboxing the unboxing knife?

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@cgpgrey mascara or eyeliner? I would think mascara would be easy on a sick figure, but I'm not the professional

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@Twilkins14 I think you misspelled Ice Age

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@ChrissySBrown the comic character, the Coldplay song, or the dog?

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@roxyraccoon they won't price match?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Drinking game: Drink every time they say the word "beautiful" or "incredible" at the Apple event. Actually, don't. You'd die.

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@wilw People really unfollow someone over half a dozen tweets?

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@roxyraccoon yikes indeed, have a safe trip! Say hello to Goofy for me

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@wheezywaiter it's a long shot but I have two extra tickets to the Northwestern game tomorrow and would like to invite you to join me

[Ryan Stuckmaier @rstuckmaier]

@Twilkins14 well that was the most awkward time for twitter to move words to the next line