Syan Blumnerd

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[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

@therealterd99 What’s a “Friday”?

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

The sound of my dishwasher running at night in my studio apartment is kinda like living by the ocean.

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

I wonder what Tiger Woods is doing right now

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

My dreams blow. They are the most vanilla true to life scenarios. Last night, I dreamt that I was playing golf and it took me 3 attempts to get out of a sand bunker, and then I three putted.

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

How’s @TigerWoods doing? #golf

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[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

Succession is quite the program

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

“Golf balls; you don’t own them. You just loan them from the course.” - Jerry

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

Stained my pants at the ballgame! #baseball

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

@obeanwankenobi Bonk

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Can someone please let me know how @TigerWoods is feeling?!!

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

Seriously, how is @TigerWoods doing? I genuinely need some answers.

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

This is a formal warning, got a couple of tweets I’m about to fire off. #thread

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

Fact:

Tuesdays are worse than Mondays.

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

Grow up.

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

“Great White Shark Murders Crocodile with Flamethrower”

The whole episode is a bunch of dork shark experts talking about HOW a shark could THEORETICALLY kill a crocodile w/ a flame thrower. Then at the end of the show they show the worst CGI recreation of what it MIGHT look like

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

How’s @TigerWoods doing? Genuinely wondering.

[Syan Blumnerd @rsumner92]

Ever late for work? Stop and get donuts. No one gives a shit about anything if you have donuts.

(Credit to someone else for the idea. I can’t remember who. But also credit to me for crediting them)