Rachel

Lover of lasting friendships, travel, theater/movies, crazy dancing, good times, & most importantly, my family. Warning--May become feisty.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Cooking is only fun when nobody tells you to do it and nobody is in the kitchen with you

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's helpful to have stuff like cybertrucks and meta glasses to make it easier to identify when someone is a huge loser right off the bat.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a rough time to be educated, empathetic, and intelligent.

[Annalyn Grace 💫 @annalyngraceful]

Since the Odyssey isn’t inviting influencers to the premiere, I think they should invite high school English teachers

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Rachel @rtallent]

@JeffSBrayAuthor Swan

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Menopause is such a fun little season of life
You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony.
I love that for us

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My greatest disappointment as an adult was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Remember when we just lived our lives and we didn’t know every little thing happening everywhere?

I miss that

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Imagine turning on SNL and seeing this in 1980 without knowing the B-52s:

[Rachel @rtallent]

@itsme_urstruly For those who could pinch more than an inch…

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Anyone else always have to say “nice turn signal” every time a car is turning without one?

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

If you're going to release 8 episodes of a show every 4 years, you need to have each season be a self-contained story, like a movie. People will tolerate long hiatuses if they get some story satisfaction each time. But a 4-year cliffhanger? Fuck that!

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I saw one post this morning that said women over 50 shouldn’t wear their hair long and another post that said women over 50 shouldn’t wear their hair short because it ages them more and I just want to say that women of all ages should wear their hair however the fuck they want

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge already.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I just read that modern toilet paper was invented in 1857. However, it wasn't until the 1930s that "Splinter-Free" paper was developed. Until then the manufacturing process often included wood splinters in the paper. So I've just discovered my personal cut-off for time travel.

[Bill Bria @billbria]

what is this? a theater for ants??

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

A message for all you people leaving MAGA -

Fuck You.

It wasn’t the “Grab ‘em by the pussy”,

It wasn’t the mocking of a disabled person,

It wasn’t the thousands of lies,

It wasn’t the $130,000. 00 Porn Star Payout.

It wasn’t the rest of the infidelity,

It wasn’t the 34 felony convictions,

It wasn’t the 400 million dollar jet from Qatar,

It wasn’t the withholding of federal funds to Blue States devastated by wild fires, hurricanes and tornadoes.

It wasn’t the Americans killed and deported,

It wasn’t the illegal wars started without Congressional approval.

It wasn’t the 160 school girls he murdered with a Tomahawk Missile.

It wasn’t the Children He Raped.

It was a fucking AI picture that drove you over the edge.

I will never forgive you.

I will never forget who you are.

You are, and always will be a Trump supporter.

Read the list again.

You Are Shit.