Ryan

AKA Big Jim | Member of the Midnight Crew |

[Ryan @rtb176]

I gotta stop drinking alcohol it is an evil substance which makes me feel bad
(I only drink like once a month but still)

[Ryan @rtb176]

@ratz_instagib If you want to replace mine you're welcome to try

[Ryan @rtb176]

Yet again my tv is telling me something insane is recommended for me. What did I do to deserve this image

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@ratz_instagib Etho gives big dick energy so I don't know how that happened

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I'm sure being a woman is hard and all but it's not like you have to worry about peeing the wrong way and having the hydraulic forces destroy the inside of your dick

Unless you have a dick too in which case we stand in solidarity

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@m1_account It took all this time to find your true calling. Thank God they invented this crap in your lifetime

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@Vant1ara I'm real you can trust me :)

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@ohsopanda Yeah there's a possibility of that but I'll say right now you're going to see stock just sitting everywhere because of the time of year. Shelves not being stocked is weird though

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@aprricat It's so cute

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Because of a dream I had I feel the need to make a psa to the extremely limited number of girls who might read this: people are attracted to abnormality in all it's forms, it's not inherently bad either physically or mentally and you shouldn't lack confidence because of it

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@ohsopanda Unfortunately that's me, but I know some cool people it's just not the same

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Lost all my online social connections and now I've been talking to locals too much and I miss all the foreign freaks out there

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@ratz_instagib I feel like I would see this spray painted on a building in a part of town I'd be in a hurry to leave

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@Vant1ara On average 3 maybe but that's a variable number

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@m1_account was working on people's computers for my job and some guy has a file on his desktop named "things my daddy taught m1.docx" and it's killing me

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@CuteLewdPet If you have the self control for that more power to you queen

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I've spent the last 9 years or so yearning after an ex, but at least I've had real relationships and I've learned a lot from them. I lack direction in life but at least I have freedom.

[Ryan @rtb176]

Unfortunate news: took stock of my entire life as a line graph and today is the worst day of my life from an objective, if not emotional, standpoint. But the emotional part is in the top five for sure

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What this has made me realize is just how far you can fall because in the grand scheme of things I'm not doing so bad. My job is awful but I have one and it pays me enough to live. I have a leg injury but one day I'll walk normally again.