Ryan Cartwright

The waviest since '93

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@riannar0se it also means you need a vaccuum...

[Conor @calbino18]

Got an impressive amount of nothing done

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@riannar0se yankees decided they were gonna roll over in the playoffs once again

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make that thing pop like a semi or a 9

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"I'm not reading your lips, I'm reading your tits" -@gobbleswiener

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if you can't take a joke, maybe you can take a dick

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@victoriaiorio the worlds not ready...

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@eberk513 hahaha ive been living a little bit more lately

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@eberk513 was that when i died on saturday night?

[ESPN @espn]

Magic in the Bronx, courtesy of Raul Ibanez.

[Ryan Cartwright @rtc973]

face down. ass up. that's the way i like to sleep