Ryan Cochrane

crazy cat lady / gluten enthusiast

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@RidePATCO Did y’all forget how to tweet??

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@sbbaicker A second thing that makes you feel…

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Fuck Susan Collins to hell and back.

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

I wish I could say @Delta lost a customer but that ship sailed years ago. #boycottdelta

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The defense's closing arguments contain several outright and demonstrable lies.

[@hayesbrown.bsky.social @HayesBrown]

Managers: here’s all our evidence

Defense: this is all HEARSAY

Managers: fine, we want witnesses

The Senate: OKAY YES WITN- Wait. but we have vacation next week.

Managers: oh right. nm.

Defense: oh thank god we really were panicking for a minute there

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

We need to wrap up this trial immediately because America has urgent business to do which is why the Senate is going into recess for a week

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

So Trump’s defense is that he can’t be convicted for inciting a riot on 1/6 because he actually incited it months earlier when he told the Proud Boys to “stand by” 🥴

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

Pete’s actual quote: We will fight when we must fight, but I will never allow us to get so wrapped up in the fighting that we start to think fighting is the point.

This defense is beyond intellectually lazy.

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@jonfavs

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@ChesterCheetah I can’t find “paws” anywhere - are you not making them anymore??? Hasn’t 2020 taken enough?! @kcc485

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

Gold.

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@marklarflash @PadmaLakshmi No one is saying he isn’t getting the best care.

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

Some of y’all would be full on loyalists if the American Revolution was today.

“See the chaos and violence in the streets, that’s George Washington’s America”

“Those british officers shouldn’t have shot those people in Boston, but that’s no reason to destroy 2MM worth of tea.”

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@instagram I need help accessing a hacked account but the help section just sends me in circles. I need a person to contact!!!

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@SenatorCollins

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

I don’t tweet much but damn @bonappetit @CondeNast you just doubling down. Unsubscribing from BA YouTube channel and no longer renewing my magazine subrciption. Get your shit together. #standwithhunzi

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@instagram Is there no way to directly contact a support person for Instagram. My moms account was hacked and the help file creates a circular reference while not doing anything to fix her account

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@CoorsLight my friend Andy tried to start making his own beer and we need you to save him from himself. #CouldUseABeer

[Ryan Cochrane @rtcochrane]

@LEGO_Group @megthegeek