baba

over the hill and very far away

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

type shit, sir!

[𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 @SeaDogFrog]

I have to stop. My smoke too tough. My swag too different. My bitch is too bad. They’ll kill me.

[woah nicky @NickEggplant]

fuck a shower beer. it’s shower gyoza time

[Mingu @lowgradef]

"we did alright for a couple of goofballs"

[The worm @wormsextape]

The ancient texts

[Skelbton the “Wizard” @skelbthree]

“Hey did you hear ab-“

No. I didn’t.

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

i’d die before i admit i got put on

[ً @gmklt]

start digging in yo butt twin

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The business I stood on was operating at a loss

[♰ @reeceollld]

being in ur 20’s is like “if i can just get through this week i’ll be ok” but it’s every freaking week

[໊ @sonohoor]

i saw the richest man in the world on the subway today

[Emeka. @emekanu]

If you offer me this as a visitor I'll assume you want to sleep with me