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Someone has dropped an absolute bomb in the office bathroom. It smells in the hallway. I hope they’re ok.

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No one says Trick or Treat anymore? Is this Biden’s America?? #MKSTOTA

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@Gamecockology As long as it’s that thicc C from the new logo. The only thing I didn’t like about those helmets was the anemic-looking thin C.

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@Popehat Weirdos can’t masturbate in the parking lot of a daycare if an upstanding member of the community is already there going to town on himself.

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@virtualstatman It’s not even consistent by airport. I fly out of CLT regularly and sometimes I’m taking both laptops out, sometimes only one, but also my tablet. Occasionally, nothing comes out.

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@itsjordylive Looks like a windshield in the summer.

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@archer_rs Could we maybe just give you the old Spanish parts? The bits you mention are actually good.

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Man. Every phrase of this tweet ratchets up the crazy. The name is *chef’s kiss*, even if it is stolen. Kayleigh doesn’t want any part of it, but her sister will take a payday. And one of the two biggest things you need for a dating app, women, won’t touch it either.

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@atotalshunt IDK, man…show me your fingers? Any of your brothers a little weird? Not trying to make a lateral move…

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@Gamecockology Agreed, we have a chance. It’s not a big one. But we don’t need a miracle.

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@atotalshunt FTR: I probably could have gotten behind a John McCain presidency. Palin was a shit show, though.

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@atotalshunt Ooff, Tulsi Gabbard is insane. DeSantis wants a theocracy. That’s part of my issue with conservatism. We aren’t a Christian country, on purpose, by design. But Y’all-qaeda wants Christian Sharia Law. It’s bonkers.

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@atotalshunt Ok, and Trump’s rhetoric wasn’t? Maybe it’s below the discourse, but the pearl clutching is disingenuous at best and hypocritical in most cases. We certainly need to be electing younger people, but again, Trump’s health is visibly worse than Biden’s. Can’t move the goalposts.

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@atotalshunt He called the MAGAts domestic terrorists. Like the ones who stormed the capitol, like the ones who want to overturn valid elections, like the ones who are trying to put people in office who will actually cheat to win. I think it’s pretty apt. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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@atotalshunt I find it interesting the people who fly “Fuck Joe Biden” flags, and wore “Fuck your Feelings” t-shirts are all of a sudden butt hurt over this. Maybe they should stop trying to ruin our country, and stop falling for every Facebook meme they scroll over?

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@RustyB25 But please, no more podcasts?

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@Popehat You can tell cause he heats his honey bun. That’s a PRO move, Ken. You don’t get some room-temp IQ idiot heating a honey bun. That’s genius-level stuff.

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Why do we bemoan “bad things happening to good people”, but also believe in Karma? Like…if it’s bad, and happening to THAT person, maybe they’re actually bad and bad Karma is catching up to them?

Anyway, Trump can’t find competent counsel for his federal criminal case.

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@GinaVasselli Have you ever seen the movie Alien?

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@TimProbable I’m so sorry to hear this, Tim.