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[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz have a message for boys who are under-spermed and women who are under-babied

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

borrowing melania's jacket...

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

OMG!! 🤣Jimmy Kimmel roasts TRUMP in this skit about Doctor Jesus!

Drop a 💙for @JimmyKimmelLive!!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

WATCH: Pete Hegseth reads a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon prayer service

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

JD Vance, aka Ozemprick

https://t.co/crWOWJaXBO

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

Trump believes diet soda kills cancer cells.

So now we know that the photo of him "as a doctor" is really just Trump holding a can of diet coke.

https://t.co/JYE8Ldt5fH

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

Trump thought he was Jesus even back in 2019.

https://t.co/8i4vv6DVik

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

Trump's mind is addled. He really does think he's Jesus. He think that because his father's middle name was Christ, that makes him the son of Christ.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Accuracy Matters.

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

Addressing why the US is blockading the Strait of Hormuz, Trump said "We can't let a country blackmail or extort the world..." (1.27)

He then added, "because only we are allowed to do that"

https://t.co/CYoLSHF4up

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Like Jon Stewart, both Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel have opinions on the man being healed in the Trump-Jesus meme.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Colbert dissects Trump's "Doordash Grandma" moment: "Before you ask, yes, he tipped her. And before you ask, yes, there's a photo. And before you ask, yes, it's bonkers."

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

We are living in the dumbest timeline and it keeps getting dumber every day

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

In science news, Astronomers have observed a rare event where a massive star at the end of its life has collapsed into a black hole without exploding.

This also occurs when Trump gets invited into Melania’s bedroom.

https://t.co/vwnKFnOxmR

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

While Trump is playing wargame threatening to blockade the Strait of Hormuz, someone needs to tell Trump it's the Persian Gulf, not Persian Golf.

https://t.co/EfaudFRs1O

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

Victor Orban was defeated in a recent election. Was it a surprise. His poll numbers dropped immediately after appearing next to Vance… just like the last pope

https://t.co/XoHEofnnx3

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump: “Let’s cancel the midterm elections. Ha ha, JK!”

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

While Melania just revived the Epstein story, Trump tried to actually revive Jeffrey Epstein.

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

Amid all the reports Trump and Melania sleep in different bedrooms and 'live separate lives,' will we soon hear Melania say, "I was never friends with Donald Trump.'

https://t.co/zFzlksmCAE

[rt gabriel @rtgabriel2]

American Men Are Set to Be Automatically Registered for the Draft, and no one is happier than Lindsey Graham. Because he loves to see young men in uniform.

https://t.co/aVF3LkPdYL