miss lampshade

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I will never have enough storage containers to organize my apartment. I won’t rest until my table, chairs, and bed are encased in stackable wire bins.

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I’m back on

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@emilykmay Correct

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Pretty sure my AirPods were stollen out of my stroller at the skate park. I almost don’t wanna know because I love how polite the skaters are to me and the idea that they are angels

[miss lampshade @rtneeder]

Thank god it wasn’t one of his terrible ones! Can you imagine

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We paid around $200 to see Asteroid City last night. I wish I could say it was some fun event at metrograph with a special talk by Wes Anderson after. Sadly no, that is what you pay to see a movie when you have a kid who needs a babysitter. You have to REALLY want to see a movie.

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@wizardloveslife @a_nice_life @nnHirsch Tho we’ve also been known to supplement with garbage bags

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Not to simp or be simp (usage?) but I had a nightmare I was on the submarine last night

[miss lampshade @rtneeder]

Minus the respect

[kyla @forkylapt2]

jack can go now, respectfully

[miss lampshade @rtneeder]

@wizardloveslife Ur so right. Sad state of media literacy that we’ve forgotten this

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all the playground dads are in a tizzy over the new season of I Think You Should Leave

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@a_nice_life 😞sorry to hear ❤️

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That killed it for me. However a lot of it was excellent too.

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Lady Bird = excellent. Little Women…I’m sorry I thought it was hilarious to have young Amy a grown woman (famously womanly physique and husky voiced Florence Pugh) standing on her knees expecting us to believe she was 5 YO

[miss lampshade @rtneeder]

Was greatly disappointed by the Hamptons last time I went. Culturally impoverished wasteland of taste

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In 1999, Jay-Z put it simply: “I mean, the Hamptons is cool.”

But today, the summer resort has lost its cool among younger people who are turned off by housing rules, housing costs and the culture of conspicuous wealth. https://t.co/2AmyepM7G3

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@a_nice_life ??? 😧

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E.g. “I want the food what Daddy is eating”

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I find it really interesting that Nino makes the same language mistake my Russian esl students make- confusing the conjunctions “what” and “that”

[miss lampshade @rtneeder]

Why are leggings and biker shorts still allowed to be cool but skinny jeans aren’t. It’s the same silhouette!!

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Bubble bath, water toys, and bath crayons…sorry they don’t exist

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Kind of unfair of me I have withheld a lot of fun stuff from Nino knowing he would love it so much it would be a nightmare trying to get him to stop when the time came