Ryan Garr

Start with logic. Nerd since preschool. Combine those with a dad joke humor. Pour into 6 foot human container of ADHD. Top with floofy hair. Set to mailman.

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Seeing another bank turned into a church made me wonder, why is a bank location a good fit for making a pop-up Church?

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

If you want a partner, be with someone who will call you on your shit, no matter how difficult the topic might be to bring up. Grow together.

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Honest communication is the truest way to express love. Whatever mode that comes thru, it is what makes or breaks any relationship, platonic or romantic.

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Thanks @bastille for spending 767 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Grip. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/uYziHTJLOG

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

When you go out with your partner shopping for clothes, always make an effort and encourage them to try things on. You'll find laughter and sometimes surprise good fits!

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Being deemed hypocritical is sometimes so wrong. What if I've grown since my past?

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Other than Guy Fieri, I do not trust people with frosted tips.

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

It's really mind-blowing to find out that the reason I didn't get along with my brother growing up is because we're actually really similar. Good to know 30 years later.

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Certain songs come into mind after really common phrases. I told my cats "no fighting"and was unable to stop myself from saying "Shakira Shakira".

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Masonic principle teaches me to work "within the length of my cable-tow", meaning to do what I can without being a detriment to myself. Do what you can, when you can.

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

Information is everything to survive. Searching for the correct information should be of the utmost importance for all existence.

[Ryan Garr @rtothegarr]

I you type yes with multiple 's' autocorrect will bring up "yes assassins" and now that picture is in my head.