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The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

[𝙍𝙋. @rtrowski]

LETS GO HOKIES @VT_Football @TheHokieBird

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

So in return for the first of four years of tanking, the Orioles get zero playoff wins and the prospects from the Red Sox. Make it make sense. Well, the ownership at that time made a lot of money.

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Wanna get the fans back excited and invested in the team? Trade their 1.1 golden boy to a division rival!

[𝙍𝙋. @rtrowski]

okokokokokokok

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Baltimore Orioles lineup might have the best lineup in baseball. Whatever order Craig Albernaz chooses, he’s got Gunnar Henderson, Pete Alonso, Jordan Westburg, Taylor Ward, Adley Rutschman, Jackson Holliday, Sam Basallo, Dylan Beavers and Colton Cowser. A wrecking crew.

[𝙍𝙋. @rtrowski]

@Taylor_Made_48

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

GUNNAR HENDERSON SHOWING EMOTION AFTER THIS GO-AHEAD TRIPLE

[Brendan Mortensen @BrendanMorty]

man

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

Wait a god damn minute…

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

yo mad respect to the usmnt for refusing to play this game, class act. 🙏

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Nice of Balogan to do the right thing and not play today. Very noble.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[𝙍𝙋. @rtrowski]

@DrEzWyder let’s get back to watching real football - Everton at 7am on a Sunday 😂

[𝙍𝙋. @rtrowski]

orioles done
usmnt done

save me @coachjfranklin ur my only hope

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

La résponse imprévue, by René Magritte, 1933, 📸 by Robert Gauthier

[𝙍𝙋. @rtrowski]

@stanHinkie we didn’t even use Alexi Lalas or Donovan to be fair

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

We can still win this game.. if Mike Pence has the courage

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me