The further I get into my bartending career, the more I begin to think my teachers didn’t “over sleep”…Bitch you were drunk until 5am, threw up for an hour and a half, now here we are at 7:30am.
Momma was a bartender for 15 years…she said my whole life how she hated talking to people and my extroverted ass never understood. I totally get it now 😅🍻
Almost had to spend the night with my ex and his wife tonight all bc our child decided to hide my keys. 10pm hit, we were accepting defeat, getting pillows&blankets ready when this mischievous 2 year old of mine opened a drawer and yelled “SURPISE!!!“
One time at work I was behind a 4 deep bar yelling how “summer was my season. My time to SHINEEEE BITCHESSSS” while pouring a beer. The keg blew and I got a total beer shower while having dozens of people watch. All I could say was “fuck maybe not.”
Super grateful that Rhi has so many people able and willing to buy her clothes&toys all the time. Super grateful I’m able to do the same. BUT DAMN we gotta chill. I don’t have enough room for all her crap 😅
I just asked Rhian if I could have a kiss. She walked all the way across the living room to me, lips puckered, just to get right in my face and say no. Somebody come get this kid
I’m 99.999999% positive customers are sick and tired of hearing about my daughter...but like........have a kid as cool as mine and try to shut up about it 🤷🏻♀️
LOLLLLLL that when mom&dad were questioning me on my sister’s love life I literally said “idk. We’re really not that close”. AS IF MY CHIKD ISNT NAMED AFTER HER AND WE DONT TALK ON THE PHONE(x2) AND TEXT(x70000000) EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
I bought my daughter a milkshake and told her to go check and see if there’s any boys in the yard. Now I have an almost 2yo running to with windows yelling “the boys! The boys! More boys!!” ....am I a bad mom?....
There’s no point to this. I just think about it often. I drove that car around as a (semi)adult for a year and giggled everytime I couldn’t open the sunroof. Thanks 12yo old me and @NattLambert
12 years ago, my mom said not to sit on the hood of the car to watch the 4th of July fireworks over Vulcan. My 12yo bestie and I sat on the roof of the car instead. Half way through the show, the roof of the car dented in