Rachel Tubb

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

The further I get into my bartending career, the more I begin to think my teachers didn’t “over sleep”…Bitch you were drunk until 5am, threw up for an hour and a half, now here we are at 7:30am.

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

Momma was a bartender for 15 years…she said my whole life how she hated talking to people and my extroverted ass never understood. I totally get it now 😅🍻

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

@HeyArnold21 I wanna roast you but I know Tamika already has

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

This child is a test from the gods. I’m raising myself and this crap is TOUGH

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

Almost had to spend the night with my ex and his wife tonight all bc our child decided to hide my keys. 10pm hit, we were accepting defeat, getting pillows&blankets ready when this mischievous 2 year old of mine opened a drawer and yelled “SURPISE!!!“

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

One time at work I was behind a 4 deep bar yelling how “summer was my season. My time to SHINEEEE BITCHESSSS” while pouring a beer. The keg blew and I got a total beer shower while having dozens of people watch. All I could say was “fuck maybe not.”

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

Volunteered to decorate my car for trunk or treat for Rhi’s fall festival at daycare today. Just my luck...my trunk won’t open 😅

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

Super grateful that Rhi has so many people able and willing to buy her clothes&toys all the time. Super grateful I’m able to do the same. BUT DAMN we gotta chill. I don’t have enough room for all her crap 😅

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

I’m in for hell, to say the least

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

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[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

Week 4 of daycare and today was the first time she didn’t cry at all dropping her off!!! 🙌🏼

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

I just asked Rhian if I could have a kiss. She walked all the way across the living room to me, lips puckered, just to get right in my face and say no. Somebody come get this kid

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

Reason 6392 why having a big sister is the best 💜

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

I’m 99.999999% positive customers are sick and tired of hearing about my daughter...but like........have a kid as cool as mine and try to shut up about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

LOLLLLLL that when mom&dad were questioning me on my sister’s love life I literally said “idk. We’re really not that close”. AS IF MY CHIKD ISNT NAMED AFTER HER AND WE DONT TALK ON THE PHONE(x2) AND TEXT(x70000000) EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

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[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

Well...I had to fire someone for the first time tonight. She started crying and I told her that her nails were cute. Who tf made me management

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

I bought my daughter a milkshake and told her to go check and see if there’s any boys in the yard. Now I have an almost 2yo running to with windows yelling “the boys! The boys! More boys!!” ....am I a bad mom?....

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

There’s no point to this. I just think about it often. I drove that car around as a (semi)adult for a year and giggled everytime I couldn’t open the sunroof. Thanks 12yo old me and @NattLambert

[Rachel Tubb @rtubbssss]

12 years ago, my mom said not to sit on the hood of the car to watch the 4th of July fireworks over Vulcan. My 12yo bestie and I sat on the roof of the car instead. Half way through the show, the roof of the car dented in