Ross Tudor

Digital Marketer. Ex-Wife Joke Maker @CFBCountry. Retired 3-Star Server & Blogger @CrackerBarrel. #RVA

[CNBC @CNBC]

IRS sends coronavirus stimulus checks to dead people https://t.co/QzlT2CbOzo

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@CheeseTweeted22 @JoshParcell @B_Volker In this family we respect The Trop

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@derek_gleason I don't see the issue here, Dereck.

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@AndrewCMiller A portable iPhone power bank is the best one I've ever gotten. I use that thing all the time.

I can also offer you 100+ lime green YSA koozies. Great for windy boat rides.

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"The kidney has a very special place in the heart" is the anatomical equivalent of "The ceiling is the roof."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: "You've worked so hard on the kidney. Very special -- the kidney has a very special place in the heart. It's an incredible thing."

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@JoshParcell My favorite part about these takes is the implication that every fan still lives on their college team's campus.

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@DiegoEstebanz @B_Volker @w_balbs @CheeseTweeted22 @awbyrd09 @jon_barlow3 "A Florida man called and threatened the offices of the Dallas Cowboys because he was upset the team did not sign him after the 2018 NFL draft, according to a police report." ... Okay to be fair, that one's on them.

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@DiegoEstebanz @CheeseTweeted22 Basically 2011 VCU. Those delivery bikers create havoc on the roads. Sandwich chains got no love from the committee in general, kinda baffling.

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I am triggered online. Chick-Fil-a vs. Jimmy John’s is a Final Four caliber matchup, not a 1-9 game. JJ’s was woefully under-seeded... And Chipotle losing round one is just preposterous.

Also, diabolical move by the selection committee putting Sheetz vs. Wawa in the first round

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@CheeseTweeted22 @DiegoEstebanz Potbelly got jobbed, I’m with ya there. Not their fault the committee put them in that region, Stephen! Not one of the four best teams, but sneaky dangerous, that’s all I’m saying.

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@CheeseTweeted22 @DiegoEstebanz Surprised they made it there, but I’ll stand by them as a Final Four caliber squad. Think their fast-paced system & BBQ Jimmy Chips could give teams trouble. Especially against a more Conservative team like Chick-Fil-a IMO.

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Still remember @yeayouWright was my first friend who could actually stream games on his phone. Senior year, we buried his phone in a sweatshirt and watched the ACC Tournament in the middle of a really hard calculus exam. Probably not a good sine for our GPAs.

[Josh Parcell @JoshParcell]

I used to sneak a portable AM/FM radio into my sweatshirt in middle school and thread the headphones up my sleeve to listen to the ACC Tournament. Teacher just thought I was resting my head on my hand when I was taking notes.

Those were the days.

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@B_Volker This is a terrible opinion, Volker baby.

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@CheeseTweeted22 I've refused to cut the cord entirely because I need to DVR basketball games and Jeopardy. Trebek is part of the family. This sucks.

[Robbie @rjschnizler]

If you're not on Nextdoor, you're missing comedic gold like this. @PFTCommenter is this you?

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Netflix just dunked all over me.

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@BrinksThinks @FPC_MLB I won’t lie, I’d probably go to a lot of Richmond Window Turtles games.

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@AndrewCMiller @busse Classic case of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.

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@amberella06 @JoshParcell We’ll convert you to the #ThreeStacksMafia one day, Amber. I’m not as bad as Josh makes me sound.

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@kellyjw514 Joey Backlinks at it again.