RuachTrades ✞

FOREX • CRYPTO • GADGETS

[RuachTrades ✞ @ruachtrades]

I just published a hands-on DevOps guide — Docker, Kubernetes, Terraform, Ansible and AWS all in one pipeline. Built from scratch, every command tested. No theory. ₦5,000 on Selar.
Link 👇
https://t.co/cNfzvtIflQ

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

You can't be offside if you bring the defender along

[Tory AFC @Christo34524996]

This is so true

[SHANK COMICS🌝 @Obacruze]

An average Nigerian is not a good person. The environment don just wire everyone to “Survive”. Which ever way it takes or plays. It’s sad but that’s the truth. An average Nigerian feels smart when they cheat the other person. “I use am for am”, ahahah. sad. Sad. God help us all. It’s embedded in our subconscious. Everything be like war. The country don scar us. You don’t have to hurt the next person to fucking grow, or win.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I played football under pressure because my father had 25 children. Even as a man, if you climbed on his bed you’d get pregnant. I’ve got 92 nephews, and they all call me Santa Claus because I’m the rich uncle.” — Patrice Evra

[jada.p @jada3_p]

AJ’s Voice 🤣

[P/R Football @brfutboll]

🚨🗣️Jürgen Klopp: "The Egypt game? I don't know what the fuss is all about. It was a perfectly officiated game. I even spoke to Salah about it and he was embarrassed by the behaviour of his coach & teammates after the game. Messi changed the game & showed why he is the best ever"

[Ahmed Khalifa @_A_khalifa]

BE LIKE MESSI..
Don’t Say Shit and Win Everything!

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

They both lost a champions league final and a World Cup final to the same player.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

If Messi beats this France superteam again, we giving him a title higher than GOAT

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

The fear of the StarBoy empire! 😈

[39 @39billion]

Mbappe dey copy Messi script.

[RuachTrades ✞ @ruachtrades]

@ibukunzion47261 Mood

[The TouchPulse | 𝐓 @TouchPulse]

🚨 Reporter: “Who would you choose: Prime Ronaldo or Prime Messi?”

🗣️ Kylian Mbappé: “Messi. Every single time. He made football beautiful.”

[yaga @yagathedracula]

“you’re so tall and handsome, do you have a car?

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[Prema 🇦🇷🇦🇷 @Prema_Chinweze]

Peace of mind knowing that my 🐐 has never been called a rapist. 😌😌

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jon Bernthal & Tom Holland together in ‘The Odyssey’ & ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’.

Both films are in theaters this month.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: realizing you really can just wake up one day and say "that's enough of that" and change direction completely.

[RuachTrades ✞ @ruachtrades]

@chibunna_va @ChuksEricE Gay 😂
Na ur papa na ur mama be bastards
U yourself bastard pro max for believing there’s one politician out here in Nigeria that has good intentions for us….u gullible fool its all the same repeated strategies over and over