Ruby

nah I’m up

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Yeah, I live by the Bible.
B- Bacon
I- Italian sausage
B- Burgers
L- Losers
E- Elizabeth Regroll

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

If there’s a chicken enchilada casserole…..consider my ass there

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Guess my dad recently picked up uber 😳😳😳😳

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Off campus? More like off of Jesus.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is the only acceptable use of Ai

[Caitlin Cook @DeadCaitBounce]

My mom just texted me to ask if this is real (Chicago River btw)

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location*

Me (shy): "This is perfect"

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

They want me behind bars not spittin’ them fr

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Jake from State Farm only bathes in bathtubs bro

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Jake from State Farm is a grade A pu**y

[jenna will be hard on 9/12⋆⭒˚.⋆ ˙⟡ @ranchm3taphor]

my gym is right next to a chuck e cheese and now my phone thinks I’m always with Chuck

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

I’m brickin’ for a mcchicken

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Butter chicken so good my sheets are covered in it

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Aight…….raw chicken has me feelin some typa way 😂

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

How my dad would look at me after catching me in the kitchen at 10pm in 5th grade eating king size Zebra Cakes

[Ruby @rub_kay1]

Just ordered a Labubu- who wants to suck my dick?