Destro

splat

[Mars 🫧 @rightcalmit]

i forgot to pick my BP weapon

[Officer Martinez ➐ @CBMovieFan]

You guys see a dead body and a funeral and automatically think a character is dead smh

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[Washington Primary Hater @drunkelections]

It’s still funny to me that the UK had a countrywide referendum that was like “Should the country kill itself?” and “Yes” won

[annie! @postcrysis]

change of plans. kyle chandler are you ready to be the halogram until youre 90

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[Vivian @perlucidum]

guy who hasn’t stopped thinking about you for 16 hours straight: no worries if not

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

Wrong messenger obviously but it’s not exactly wrong.

There’s a terrible homophobia issue in the black community, unfortunately.

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

A great way I’ve found to relieve stress is lashing out at whomever is near.

[charlie @StyledApe]

Usha is very real I hope these comments are retracted

[Michael in Lo-Fi @mfreckelton99]

Honestly the fact that the new Lanterns trailer is going "Hal is DEAD he is FUCKING DEAD he is BONES" gives me legitimate reason to suspect he isn't

[Gawatofu @HikaAki]

"Flins' real ult looks so dope, it's such a waste you never see it in game"

Speak for yourself.
When you're bad enough at using him, like me, you'll mess up and trigger his real ult by accident 50% of the time.

[zajef77 @zajef77]

this flins slander i'm seeing on the tl is so bad it's almost getting me to defend him

[Gay Exci @JayExci]

Why is it that we all know if they made a hulk game in 2026 there would for no good reason be like 5 long ass sections where you have to play as Bruce Banner sneaking around in a laboratory or some shit.

[iron impaler @edeh_o_o]

Niggas load up comp and not play competitively

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“boycott Ed Sheeran” man, I don’t control the playlist at Walgreens

[ecco2kanye @ecco2kanye]

When ur jerking off but ur heart not in it so u stop