BlazedKen

Hi, I'm RubberyGooGirl Gotamop! The one and only, naturally! ^.^
MH, Pokémon, and stuff.
Accidentally Excellent In Every Way
Nishikaze dojo.

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

I’m not saying I’m the Avatar…
I’m just saying I’ve studied martial arts representing all four elements:
Tai Chi - Water
Hung Gar Kuen - Earth
Baguazhang - Air
Musashi’s Book Of Five Rings Emphasizing the book of Fire.

#ATLA

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

@missmarcie_ I run safeguard+helping hand
It’s so mean 😂

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

“Women and men shouldn’t compete! Unless it involves the man smacking his face on the floor for laughs!”

I believe in true gender equality.
Scythian women had to kill three men in battle before they were allowed to marry.

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Something does not add up here😂

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

Logic.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

TFW your team loses after securing Rayquaza because instead of Scoring (you know the objective of the game?) they decided to fight for KOs and lose their Rayquaza shields.

I’m surrounded by idiots wherever I go.
Plastic Brains. 🧠

#LearnToPlayCorrectly
#OnlyPointsWin

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

@chaIkfable Spragels is and always has been trash.

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

The reason the Pokémon I play never get balance updates is because they’re already balanced.

I’m not a piece of shit who plays broken Pokemon to inflate winrate.

#PokemonUNITE

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

New rule: if you can’t beat me in a real life fight, all commentary and opinions involving video games are invalid.

I can fight a bear. You, what? Press buttons?

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

@chaIkfable @FalseAlarm86 @UniteEsports @Luminosity @ottervgc @LGC_0718 @Overlord98TV @slashunite @kyriaos_unite @PokemonUnite @playpokemon @HiddenGardenVil I’m pretty sure I’ve even dared
@Luminosity
to invite me to play matches with them.

I carried the last twitter squad team that invited me to play with them.

They proceeded to slander me and say I contributed nothing after all my stats were superior to theirs.

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

@chaIkfable @FalseAlarm86 @UniteEsports @Luminosity @ottervgc @LGC_0718 @Overlord98TV @slashunite @kyriaos_unite @PokemonUnite @playpokemon @HiddenGardenVil It’s so funny because for so many seasons and so many tournaments we’ve watched professional players prove I’m 100% right.

How many disappointments? How many upsets? By teams who failed to score enough point to stay ahead of their competitors?

These kids ate too many tide pods.

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

Braindead teammates are braindead.

#OnlyPointsWin
#LearnToPlayCorrectly
#PokemonUNITE

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

Lost Rayquaza, Won the Match

#LearnToPlayCorrectly
#OnlyPointsWin
#PokemonUNITE

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

Nothing but trash in this game.

How have you people been here for 24 seasons and still don’t know how to play?

#LearnToPlayCorrectly
#OnlyPointsWin

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

#PokemonUNITE made me realize the average person is stupider than dogshit.

#LearnToPlayCorrectly

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

@CelestUnite Absolutely idiotic player.
24 seasons in doesn’t know Fluffy Tail is the jungle item.

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

What the actual ever loving fock do you mean “no smite?” Are you stupid??? I’ve been playing exclusively fluffy tail since season 1.

Crackhead take from “best jungler”.

#OnlyPointsWin
#LearnToPlayCorrectly

[Advent OX @adventkev]

Stop making the mistake of going head to head with Rayquaza whilst your teammates are slowly getting purged in the match 🙃

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

Genesis Chapter 1
Verse 29
Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.”
-God

[cow @vast_cow]

if you smoke weed you're going to hell

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

I have a spear you can borrow. Or throwing knives. Or axes. Machetes. A mace.

Basically whatever medieval weapon floats your boat.

[BlazedKen @RubberyGooGirl]

Have you tried the meditation method?
I’m serious.
I’ve been going to school for 27+ years.
I tell you that 27 years ago I had heard of people destroying their tumors with meditation, just last week we discussed in my MA Psychology program how it has been done by many people.