Angela

Part-time fruit surgeon. Full time lab monkey.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

Oh hey, I have a twitter account! Thanks for reminding me, @funktweet

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

. @chrisconnolly Clearly, I need to revise my expectations of targeted ads.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

Following @ProPublica and @frontlinepbs obviously means I am the ideal demographic for this ad.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

0 days since last coffee accident.

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@cacahuete_sr How many Chemexes have you now sent to the big coffee shop in the sky?

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@jane_kim I love my micro 4/3rds Olympus. Super tiny and some awesome (and cheap) prime lenses.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@badtzxo Shhh, don't jinx it!!

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@chrisconnolly Hope you asked for a really smokin' bikini set for yourself.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

I disagree with this cable management strategy.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@pketron @chrisconnolly 😳You have all been studying some H.R. Giger Alien-level anatomy, it seems.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@shah @chrisconnolly I need a moment alone....

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@chrisconnolly @shah Or wet dreams.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@chrisconnolly I'm afraid to even contemplate what sort of vulva YOU are looking at, in that case.....

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

My version of Instagram comment-baiting is to post a photo of fruit vaguely reminiscent of vulva.

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

@WalkingSkyHigh Are they also designed for someone 300lbs heavier? And fluorescent? Because Eric's grandparents get him that polo, too

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

I finally took down the kraft paper on my wall. And by "I" I mean "gravity".

[Angela @rubbleandrock]

Was that two week old tiramisu okay to eat? Uncertain. Check back with me in two hours. If unresponsive, please call an ambulance.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Reinvent yourself. You’ll need to get some human bones and skin and organs, which can be expensive. But the results will amaze you.

[ProPublica @propublica]

Day-by-day photos from #Ferguson
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[Angela @rubbleandrock]

Watching a Greek tragedy. Or the Mets. Close enough.