Honkey Kong

[Akela Lacy @akela_lacy]

NEW: Rep. Shri Thanedar’s campaign reported losing $630k after investing $3.7 million in crypto. Amid those losses, AIPAC donors stepped in and gave Thanedar 2/3 of the money he raised last quarter ahead of a challenge from Dem Socialist Donavan McKinney https://t.co/9R0ojbC4Xh

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’d sell my option to press the yellow button to a PE firm for $490,000 dollars

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

LOVE PLAYING A VIDEO AND HAVING EVERY OTHER VIDEO ON THIS SHIT SITE SPEW OUT SOUND AS WELL EVERY MONTH THEY FUCK SOMETHING UP WITH THIS AND HAVE TO REVERSE IT

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

texts between me and my 13 year old brother who is speaking way too loud while gaming with his friends

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

see why matt damon and ben afflak have the bromance going on. both like to be educated and actually get into details about things

[bambina @angela_shut_up]

Matt Damon been king

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country

We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Break the two-party system and donate to Don Lemon’s presidential campaign by going to Lemonparty dot com

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

quick get your phones to post this before we are boiled alive!

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Terrifying footage shows the view from inside a train as it becomes surrounded by raging wildfire flames near Armstrong, Ontario.

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

big w send them old folks what they voted for!

[Collapse Talk @CollapseTalkPod]

There’s a parasitic outbreak and the local Kroger just “donated” a whole bunch of lettuce at the retirement home 💀

[Kathleen Tyson @Kathleen_Tyson_]

I think what drives high achieving scientists to China, besides better research students and well-funded labs, is China’s genuine commitment to solving real world problems that make lives better.

Not everyone wants profit maximisation.

[Its okay to expect more 🇵🇸🔻 @newleftrising]

Jacob Frey on israeli drones: Buying them to surveil our citizens at home isn’t geopolitical, it’s the only way to keep you safe! We can’t afford not to!

Jacob Frey on literally every other issue:

[jameel @jameeliscool]

racist culture obsessed with killing arabs

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Ms Rachel tells it like it is: “341 Congress members voted to keep funding the Israeli government’s genocide”

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

takes like 40000 to kill you lol what is this

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Pollution expert warns spending a full day in New York City’s wildfire smoke is equivalent to smoking roughly 10 cigarettes.

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

i called dr phil upper class jerry springer like 10 years ago and i keep getting proven right

[bean @beanballing]

Timeline went from Love island to World cup to Streamer university

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

Because Americans are conditioned to view art as a mental shutoff valve for when work is done, and so the implication that they should ever think about their entertainment or seek out something unfamiliar and challenging offends them on a spiritual level.

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

toxic positivity is a mental condition at this point

[latke @latkedelrey]

everyone is acting like if they have to cook vegetables for a week or two they’re going to burst into flames

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Smoke from Canadian wildfires has given Detroit the most polluted air in the world among major cities on Thursday" https://t.co/ea2Cmcs5kp

[Honkey Kong @rubedoe]

@shadowverse_jp works cause this game is hot garbage!