Hannah Rublaitus

“me? nah I’m just a worm.”

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

Now that I've reached the lowest low I know I can start moving up to the highest high and I'm so fucking excited.

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

Ever since seeing ‘Frozen 2’ I can’t stop thinking about how cool it would be if Aubrey sang “Into the Unknown” about Sylvain. @travismcelroy @TheZoneCast @McElroyFamily

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

PSA: @TheZoneCast has helped me get through so much, it is remarkable. I have seen some pretty dark days, but when I think about these beautiful stories the @McElroyFamily has woven it fills my heart with so much joy. Plus, @travismcelroy is doing amazing with this new arc!!

[jala @itsjay_luh]

If you DID NOT learn about Juneteenth in school, RT this, I’m really trying to see something.

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

Why spend my time stressing about dating when I can spend my time doing something that makes me happy? Like playing the Sims.

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

Randall Park rapping is my sexuality.

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

*Americans running across the Canadian Border*
Mountie: Oh just let ‘em go, eh. It’ll be okay. They need something better, eh?

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

im a bitch / im a lover
im hulk hogan / hey there brother

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

You know how the Genie makes all those people for the parade in “Prince Ali,” what happened to them after all that?

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

An angry British woman just yelled at her child and said “You’re always hungry! I don’t know what’s wrong with you!” And I had to double check she wasn’t yelling at me.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

please. my wife. she fell off a cliff.

[Lexi @LexiRobson]

Nobody:

HS Boys on their way to warm-up room at a show choir comp:

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

Getting older you realize how much drama your family has.

[The King of Queens @TheKOQ]

We all know who the real king is.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

A fetus doesn’t wear shoes

[Mrs. 🍯 @TheQueenTee_]

The original hot girl fit

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

I took my makeup off in a subway station in Times Square while metal music was playing and it was 100% the most New York thing I’ve done this whole trip.

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

I just entered the drawing for $42.50 (plus service fee) tickets to see Hadestown! https://t.co/sypcWD5MOG #luckyseat

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

I just entered the drawing for $42.50 (plus $5 service fee) tickets to see Mean Girls! https://t.co/XO8pA1c0ZY #luckyseat

[Hannah Rublaitus @rubilatedeo]

I just entered the drawing for $30 (plus service charge) tickets to see Frozen! https://t.co/xyAjApRV3S #luckyseat