rubinerubin

Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@CarterConsy Lame

[Cap @CarterConsy]

It’s crazy that 4 years ago I was upset that my best friend was on his last day of 8th grade, and I was in 7th. I was very sad but I knew I still had high school with him. But today is his last day of his senior year. Time goes by too fast man.

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@MrDetering Driving awful slow🤔

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

How seasons work in the Midwest:

Jan - Cold
Feb - Bitterly Cold
Mar - Potholes from hell
Apr - Cold with Rain
May - 🌪
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - instant sweat
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Learn the Midwest in 10 Steps:

1. ope
2.cornhole / bags
3. knee high by 4th of July
4. scotcheroos
5. apologize after asking for help
6. “not so cold without the wind”
7. pop not soda
8. puppy chow
9. "I live 40 minutes from *closest big city*”
10. ranch dressing

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@CarterConsy Gotta love the sight of a snowy cemetery in the morning

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@CarterConsy Said every 11 year old ever

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@SpongeBob You ended it before the best part?? “HOW MANY TIME DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?”

[SNODSMITH @Snodsmith__]

2019 - Pre-2021 Season Soccer Highlights! Please run this up for me ;) https://t.co/91GQg3FDTL

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

Y’all are quick to call this a cult but just ignore the $2 billion in damage from George Floyd riots??

[uuuuh @mHow250]

I mean it’s really a cult, it’s not even about his presidency anymore. We didn’t see stuff like this for Romney. We didn’t see this for McCain. We didn’t see this for Bush. They’ve made Trump their entire personality solely bc of his hatred for others.

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@CarterConsy Yes

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@Snodsmith__ Me too

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@SpongeBob Without You was definitely the best song and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

As it gets colder midwesterners begin to point out driveways that will be “tough to get up in the winter”

[rubinerubin @rubin2211]

@midwestern_ope the elite wear shorts and a hoodie year round

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest Fall Dress Schedule

7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - shorts and hoodie
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- bug spray
10pm- winter coat

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

RT if you’d sign a petition to make queso free at mexican restaurants with chips and salsa