Captain Megan

probably listening to shitty music in my shitty car

[Captain Megan @rubixheart]

Whatever forever

[Captain Megan @rubixheart]

@ATVIAssist constant lag & stutters all week with no packet bursts and around 27-30 ms ping what’s going on 😭

[WILSON TIPS @Wilsontips__]

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[Captain Megan @rubixheart]

@TheBiggest1565 It was so close 😭😂

[Captain Megan @rubixheart]

@hammeringhankk 🤓

[Captain Megan @rubixheart]

@FanDuel_Support So how are we supposed to cash out? 😂

[Ashton @govstripper]

Netflix IT workers right now🤣🤣#netflix #NetflixFight #buffering

[JAY @JAYHuSt88]

If Mike Tyson wins today I’m giving away $100 to three people who like and retweet this #NetflixFight

[Rita Sneeka 🪄✨✨ @SneekaRita]

The only fight I’m watching Netflix fight for it’s life #NetflixFight

[toxic king @toxicking]

I act like I’m lost, whole time I’m two steps ahead of you

[re: emma @evemmore]

i need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

he hasn’t asked me to be his valentine 💔💔💔

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after saying the shit that had to be said

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: There will be a supermoon tomorrow Aug. 1

This happens when a full moon comes closest to Earth and appears significantly larger and brighter

[👼🏻 @nanisxo]

you believed him when he told you he left ME alone ? Are you crazy ? BFFR.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i may be stupid but at least i don’t miss my ex

[PC Game Pass @XBOXGamePassPC]

"touch grass"
ok

[cancer @damnmiyahDGAF]

ain’t no love out here, everybody using you until they don’t need you

[Saint Nxck @SaintNxxck]

When y’all tryna do this rent strike? cause I’m ready.