Ruby 🦔🍄

sometimes I’m funny

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

unfortunately … some things never change … 😗✌️

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Had a dream that I got pulled over after speeding down a residential area in front of like 4 police cars ..
told them I was pregnant and when they saw my flat ass stomach I said “it’s a cryptic pregnancy” AND IT WORKED??????????

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

God is good. 🤍🤍🤍

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Dear diary,
Today I learned I can’t jump ???????

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

I paid off my car y’all !!! 🥳🥳🥳🤪

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Oh!

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

My ALL TIME FAVORITE childhood dad rock band is coming to Bakersfield in October….. when I tell you I am FOAMING at the mouth 😭

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

@lilbrown_boi 💀💀 You have no faith and me and sabes que … shit hurts

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

“I’m meeting up with someone I met on the internet. Wish me luck!”

My friends responses

At least I know 2 of them lowkey fuck w me 😪💀💀

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

@lilbrown_boi LMAO a girl just wants an extra curricular activity man 😪

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

A friend found an old photo of me from my middle school years …. God bless he found one post glow up 😭

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Daddy’s girl 🥰🥰🥰🤪🤪

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Yall I fucking DID IT 😛😛😛

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Making an entire pot of rice … yall pray I don’t mess it up this is supposed to be my dinner for the next 3 days 🥲💀

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Making an entire pot of rice … yall pray I don’t mess it up this is supposed to be my dinner for the next 3 days 🥲💀

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

I could be butt ass naked and there’d STILL be hundreds of dollars on me. I love my life 😛😛😛

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

At a fancy restaurant….. the waiter grabbed my napkin and placed it on my lap …. 😩😩😩😩

Idgaf I am GEEKING 💀💀💀💀

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Day vs night ☀️🌙🖤

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

It doesn't make sense to me that a woman would have to endure all of this torture diabolical shit and then the children would take their father's last name

[blanc @dqveed]

Being depressed and sober will definitely give you understanding on how folks become addicts

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

Ay no

[Ruby 🦔🍄 @ruby_cordova]

I swear I am making the biggest mistake of my life …. Fuck it we ball