Ruby

Deez Nuts

[Nerissa Ravencroft @nerissa_en]

This is so sad... I've found my new calling, I will be taking all the Umamusume to Burger King

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Babe you havent touched your NutriLoaf what’s wrong

[KuwaidenTL @Kuwaiden]

The Big Hishi Akebono's Little Trouble by @lunaticmonster

Big clothes for the big horse!

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume
#ウマ娘英訳 #UmaTranslations

[Rulership + Co. - #Umarune @AgnesflightAce]

@ost_hisa // From what I recall, one of the biggest reasons on why Rudolf and Opera were treated differently was their backgrounds.

( I'll make this a thread 🧵)

[VTuber Memes @VTuberMemes]

Credit: gyykumi

[abaddon @abaddon12prince]

how the girls act before drinking and then drunk

[Punished PopKornman 🐛🪢 @popkornman111]

Make sure you spread the word of Dizzy's first solo cover, make sure everyone sees it

[atago ♥️🤍 @Atago_Is_Here]

keltec needs a company-wide drug test what the fuck is this

[Ruby @ruby_deez_boo]

I’m cheering for Agnes Tachyon because funny

🥕 Join the event on @umamusume_eng for a chance to win 1,500 carats!

#Umamusume #GrandConcert

[𝕯'Monstrous, Dark Lord of Ghorszlab ⚫️🏰(🐛🪢) @VeryDMonstrous]

When I am having it bad, I still think about the time Dizzy called me sweety on stream.

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Dragon Dance be like:

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

In Japan, if you sing badly at karaoke, people will politely clap and say, "You have a unique style."

They protect you from embarrassment.

In Texas, I destroyed "Livin' on a Prayer" at a bar.

I didn't just sing it badly.

I attacked it.

The key I sang in has not been discovered by science.

Bon Jovi felt a disturbance and didn't know why.

Halfway through, a woman at the bar stood up and started singing the chorus with me.

Then her friends joined.

Then the bartender, while making a drink.

A guy raised his beer and yelled, "SOMEBODY CALL BON JOVI. TELL HIM WE'RE SORRY."

In the back corner, one old man kept playing pool.

He never looked up.

Not once.

By the last chorus, the entire bar was screaming "WHOA, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE" and I was just holding the mic like a decoration.

Someone was recording on their phone.

When it ended, a big guy punched my shoulder and said,
"Brother, you didn't sing that song.
You sacrificed it. And we accepted the sacrifice."

I got a free beer.

For singing badly.

The worst singing of my life gave me the best night of my life.

[❤Uki-chan❤ @UkichanUki]

Smol bed for smol uma 🍞-w-

#umamusume #ウマ娘 #nishinoflower

[Lumi (Reformed)💫💥 Phase Connect @Kaneko_Lumi]

please i just have thoughts

[Eggroller 🍳🌱 @The_Eggroller]

Depression

[Chikafuji Lisa 🐏 ❤️‍🩹 @chikafujilisa]

i ask that if you saw me halfway moshing during matara’s set that you crop me out because i’m embarrassing and i don’t want her to know she’s my oshi

[Tapp @TapperTheYapper]

Uma-derby

[BigYike 🇺🇸 @BigYike5]

@OlgaOkami Done