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never met a soup i didn’t like.

[ruby @ruby_duff]

y’all think you’re the main character but don’t have the dead mom to prove it

[ruby @ruby_duff]

@concertleaks @AllThingsGo MD!!

[🏁 @concertleaks]

I’ve teamed up with All Things Go to give away a pair of tickets to both ATG festivals in NY & MD!

To win:
• Follow @concertleaks & @AllThingsGo
• Like + Retweet

Good luck!!! 🍀 Reply w/ which location you’d like to attend!

[ruby @ruby_duff]

things that are none of my business: my weight and my credit card statements

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august heads unite

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justice for them.

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my biggest fear is that someone someday will ask me to support them at an open mic night

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lady bird is so good i wish moms were real

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in my dad era (taking the best naps of my life watching baseball on the couch)

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ok but what’s elon musk gonna do about me losing all my drafts on twitter?? that was my most unhinged work!!

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what’s worse? anaphylaxis or admitting to a waiter that i’m an adult with a nut allergy?

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many elements of my apartment give “this is the bad place” but none more than my roller skating upstairs neighbor

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and i have never been the same

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happy international women’s day to amelia dimoldenberg

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ive listened to the last 3 tracks of punisher enough recently that i’m sure it’s landed me on a list

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one of my third graders told a boy she liked him and immediately threw up and i felt that to my very core

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my messy march resolution is to be more petty online

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now that cocaine bear is all the rage, it’s time for me to admit that i rear ended someone and totaled my car while listening to a podcast about cocaine bear last year

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i’m a hannah horvath sun but i’m a marnie michaels moon

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and external validation from twitter. the trifecta

[ruby @ruby_duff]

there is nothing that spending $300 and consuming a sugary drink can’t fix