duffy

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

14. When Conservative MP Steve Baker was asked by @VicDerbyshire on Newsnight what he would do if he wasn’t an MP

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

@DSPhilpott You’re such a knob I hate you

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

@DSPhilpott The fact you cropped me out you snake 🐍

[Cheryl B @forevermrsccbb]

Husband: “So what’s the deal with all the Kate Middleton”

Me: “I thought you’d never ask.” *pulls out projector for my professional grade power point presentation*

#KateGate #WhereIsKateMiddleton

[Jon Rowlands @rowlandium]

It seems an appropriate moment to share my absolute favourite Fred Elliott moment of all time, which I still quote to my niece, even though technically she no longer qualifies… RIP John Savident

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

Tell me why my jasper has sat like that and looks like he’s judging my driving

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

Running Cambridge half marathon for Addenbrookes on March 3rd. Any donations much appreciated xxxx think of the kids xxx
https://t.co/EXjmJIIyqC

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

Literally same

[Will @wsebag]

When @Pink says she's "coming up so you better get this party started" I always just imagined her arriving at a roof party via elevator.

I literally just realised that line might be about drugs.

I am 32 years old.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2023

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

@DavidNorm23 @DSPhilpott Think you find he helped himself to the turkey leg

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

“I’ve got indigestion” @DSPhilpott

[Token @abbaquansah]

@AndyBurnhamGM @RochdaleCouncil @RochdaleNews @middguardian
@CHWHofficial

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

@DSPhilpott Fucking looser

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

@ItsLewii @DSPhilpott @leep4rsons But Lee has tried to jazz his up with a nice waistcoat. Fashion icon

[duffy @Ruby_Duffy]

@DSPhilpott @WGouldingNFFC @EmiratesFACup 5??

[JT Chapman 🇵🇸 @_SecondThought]

For anyone still “standing with Israel” or trying to inject false nuance into the Israeli genocide of Palestine, this thread is for you. These are the things you won’t be shown on the western news. Look at them now. It’s not too late to adjust your perspective.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE PASSED IN THE UN

120 Countries voted for a ceasefire:

Only these 14 counties voted against it:

❌ UNITED STATES

❌ ISRAEL

❌ AUSTRIA

❌ CROATIA

❌ CZECHIA

❌ FIJI

❌ GUATEMALA

❌ HUNGARY

❌ MARSHALL ISLANDS

❌ PAPUA NEW GUINEA

❌ PARAGUAY

❌ TONGA