Ruby Lynx

What can I say I love alcohol, food and having a good time.

[Ruby Lynx @ruby_lynx]

Accidentally overheard my older neighbors phone conversation with her friend and they are #FriendshipGoals 👩‍🦳👵

[Ruby Lynx @ruby_lynx]

Every time I contemplate ordering out food/coffee I have to justify to myself the money I will be spending and calories I will be consuming. The moment I hear the words elotero all of my second guessing goes out the door. #elotero

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Just asked my bald husband for a scrunchie. #newlywed

[Humble The Poet @humblethepoet]

I've gone through shit
you've gone through shit
we've all gone through shit
that shit is life
that shit is what we all have in common

[Ruby Lynx @ruby_lynx]

My hangover made me realize how grateful I am for indoor plumbing. #MondayMotivaton

[Ruby Lynx @ruby_lynx]

Quote of the day
"Some* athletes are dumb babies "
Nana
*this does not apply to all but the very few that aren't the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.

[Ruby Lynx @ruby_lynx]

One drunk taking care of another drunk #notgood

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Fiancé and sister making fun of me for painting my toenails for my upcoming doctors appointment.

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Starting the day right with Rambo kisses.

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Loved this

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Coworker told me " at times your chicken scratch makes me wonder if you're supposed to be right-handed "

😑 I'm left-handed

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Karma

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Matches in hand and burning bridges.

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Just saw a hawk fly down and scoop up a gopher. Anyway Happy Mother's day. #MothersDay

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Is it just me or do some plants taste like dirt?

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Who needs Elon Musk's $500 flamethrower when you can get it cheaper at Amazon

[Ruby Lynx @ruby_lynx]

Words of wisdom from Jim
" I don't remember cheap people."

[Ruby Lynx @ruby_lynx]

Who knew dealing with a "princess" would be so difficult.

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Leave P-22 alone! The only cougars people should worry about are the ones at middle schools and high schools .