Ruby

Worlds biggest liar

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

I still cant get over how absolutely incredible the tour cast of @DearEvanHansen was yesterday...phenomenal! ❤️

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

Btw guys I met Corbin bleu

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

Could someone get me some 16x24ish poster sized prints of willem dafoes best poses? I want to make a gallery wall

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

@EinsteinBros your eau claire location has RUINED my day I’m being so fr I got myself a little treat and everything’s wrong and its sending me over the edge

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

Fine I'll rewatch Anne with an E

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

It’s Ma seasonnnnnn

[mary @elaine_stritch]

guy in the crowd: we have an emergency. does anyone know, in order, every single color of Joseph’s amazing technicolor dreamcoat

me: everyone step aside
STEP ASIDE

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

im too embarrassed to start my sentence with a gerund so now im stuck on my paper

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

@McDonalds you wanna bring back your GRILLED chicken snack wraps so bad

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

Successfully walked past five below after the gym feeling really proud of myself

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

Hot bitches wipe down their gym equipment 🤢

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

Can all the stores do another rug sale rn pls

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

sooo @Ask_Spectrum do I actually have to call and talk to someone to be able to use my own modem or is there a less intimidating way for me to get that MAC number to you

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

@netflix you’re evil and money hungry god forbid I go to visit my parents and want to watch Netflix on MY account

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

@XfinitySupport @Xfinity I have been defending your company against nay sayers for the last two years and now that I’m moving states to a place with no coverage I’m finding it impossible to cancel my policy??? Why??? Are you actually the money suckers they all say you are

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

Parents teach your kids to tie a knot (shoes) challenge

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show.

Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories.

And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

I actually need to go to a Cheesecake Factory

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

@USPS what is actually wrong with you guys why has my package delivery date changed 3 times?! My package had driven past me 2x now and every time I track it it’s further away like should I be worried?? Did you guys lose my package and are trying to cover it up

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

No wayyy these Gen Alpha nerds just called how to train your dragon boring…they had me and now they’ve lost me!

[Ruby @ruby_m_g]

There’s fr no way to make the elliptical look cool…props to the guy next to me for trying tho