Ruby

Please solicit my opinions.

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

This country is way too small because tell me why I just saw someone who fucking traumatised me come up on my reels advertising fish??

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Thinking about the time I was being sick out the window and I kept saying “it’s Hereditary” and Matthew, who has not watched the film, said “no it’s not, you’re just drunk”

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Click bait articles are like “The results are in!” and nobody asked the question in the first place and I’m still like hell yes my man let’s find out!

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

I’m just SAYING (to my 300 followers) that if Elon Musk gave 1million (rand) to every SPCA in South Africa it would amount to less than 0.003 percent of his wealth. I am very drunk at 4am trying to do maths for the dogs (and cats and donkeys)

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

*me tying my shoelaces*
“when will the nightmare end?”

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

I was invited earlier this century to go to 9/11, and I said no. Kind of scary that I could have been in it

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Delicious (the song) https://t.co/cRorkPttmk

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

My email signature goes “Thank you! Best,” but you have to read it like Ariana Grande

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

DREAMS DO COME TRUE

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Middle aged ladies love to give credit where credit is due

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

@eNCA, would suggest making use of Twitter as a resource rather than just a platform for a poll.

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Jack wanted to tell me a joke and I told him to leave me alone to scroll Twitter and now he is loudly telling the joke to the dog

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Nee but if they come to you with a “I don’t know but I’ve been told 🎶” and you don’t shrink into yourself you are made of STEEL

[captain depression @cpt_depression_]

There are two types of people in South Africa, people with a taste for life, and snobs.

[captain depression @cpt_depression_]

There are two types of people in South Africa, people with a taste for life, and snobs.

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

@marctengberg *tweeting this as I sign out on what is essentially my Friday evening and thinking about how good it is to be South African right now*

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

I thank each and every deity for my 4 day work week - nobody is online on Sunday to give me admin and by actual Monday evening I’m halfway through my week. In one year ago me’s wildest dreams.

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Absolutely shaking with rage thanks Pfizer

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

@generalslug If this is what we sound like I’d best be off to throw myself down a well

[Ruby @ruby_thursday]

Overheard: “And then we started talking about life and poverty and all sorts of intellectual things”