Ruby

appeasing my fan base

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Just got musical chaired in real life. Feel sick to my stomach

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Standing in front of the tv hands behind my back I am my fathers daughter

[Ruby @rubydav19]

When I die I want to be cremated and have a little bit of orange juice mixed in so people can guess what the secret ingredient is and then laugh and laugh

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Chili is just meat salsa and that’s beautiful to me

[Ruby @rubydav19]

I could outrun Paul mescal

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Boy do I need a stiff drink. Waiter? I’ll have a mimosa

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Getting scared of the big loud car revving behind me only to realize it’s my 2007 Nissan Altima and the call is coming from inside the house

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Lol. Seems like some of you don’t realize who the F you’re following…

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Has anyone seen my scuba mask? I have some dishes to wash

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Convincing myself I have Covid brain fog instead of facing the truth (never been the brightest)

[Ruby @rubydav19]

You can always tell who played a regular instrument in high school and who played some fuck ass horn

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Sending my dad PopBase updates about Taylor swift and Travis Kelce now that’ll bring us together!

[Ruby @rubydav19]

It should be legally required for every film to have a blooper reel at the end even the fucked in ones

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Wait are pictures a mirror or the same way which way does my face go

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Romanticizing my lunch break ❤️ (eating spaghetti in the rain)

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Unfortunately the luxury apartment I accidentally toured WOULD solve all my problems

[Ruby @rubydav19]

Told mom about my post college plans she said “how are you gonna be a preschool teacher you can’t even make the ‘s’ sound”

[Ruby @rubydav19]

At this point the New York Times daily crossword has become medically necessary

[Ruby @rubydav19]

I just KNOW a venti strawberry açaí lemonade with light ice and no berries will cure my tummy ache I just know it

[Ruby @rubydav19]

The Empire State Building? You mean the Foshay Tower of New York?