Jett Vee

anti-fascist care bear.

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Caught my mom napping.
Decorated her with pears…
As you do.

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@MarkHamill Wow. A lot of people are apparently pretty shocked to find out that Mark Hamill doesn’t think that the guy whose tweets he used to read in The Joker’s voice is the better presidential candidate? That’s embarrassing… for America.

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@J_D_Sisson perfect.

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Let's go to Starbucks and yell at the baristas for failing to keep the Hal in Halloween.

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@LarryBirdApp I think I had a fungineer infection once.

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On today's episode of stuff I wasn't supposed to say out loud...

BOSS: Maybe we should have a staff party so you guys feel more like you're a part of something instead of just workers.

ME: There are three of us and we hate each other.

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@LarryBirdApp Yeah, teeth and eyes are not standard human anatomy, but luxury upgrades.

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Do I pay rent this month or have this grape-sized lump deforming my face and spewing bacteria into my bloodstream treated? Decisions decisions.

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@ryanjerving Aw, bummer -- but I totally understand. It's been a pleasure tweeting with you, sir.

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If this isn’t the first thing I see when I get to heaven, I’ll know I didn’t.

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Skinny Puppy! 😃
But Midway Music Hall. 😬
But… Skinny Puppy. 🥹
But… Midway Music Hall. 😞

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@ryanfield A couple of Arduinos and an assortment of motors and sensors. How long do I have to build my army of tiny robots?

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@ryanfield turn basket upside-down over conveyor belt.

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I’ve come into custody of a pizza costume. Now what? Do I shoot a no-budget slasher film about a rogue slice of pizza? Do I challenge the government of Alberta’s donair costume to a rap battle? Do I start an onlyfans for people who *really* like pizza? I’m open to suggestion.

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@ryanfield Thin mints all the live long day and anyone who says otherwise is a sociopath or a bot.

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Finally. I’m so happy this entirely logical avenue of consumerism has been so elegantly realized. 😐

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Take me to the Barbie movie and hold my hand at the scary parts.

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@Nopartysystem2 @CDuG82 @ShonnaTheWhite So... only trans men are men? Or...

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@Jamziller28 @crazyclipsonly Could apply to either party...

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Just donated my old vehicle to Kars4Kids with very specific instructions that the kids in the commercial don't see a dime from it.

(Just kidding -- I donated to the kidney foundation)