Ruby Hipster

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@metaskills Rubyforge.

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@hipsterhacker I’ve read throughyour code, and I wouldn’t say you wrote ruby as much as wrote code in ruby.

[Ruby Hipster @rubyhipster]

@alindeman @RubyLeaders Dude, there is no use in arguing with a parody twitter account. Believe me, I’ve tried.

[Ruby Hipster @rubyhipster]

I stopped tweeting puns before it became mainstream. Because puns are dumb.

[Ruby Hipster @rubyhipster]

I don't care if the GIL makes ruby code thread-safe or not. My 2003 Thinkpad has one CPU and it works just fine.

[Ruby Hipster @rubyhipster]

Look, I love Heroku. Good people and great tech. All I'm saying is it should be shut down so people who shouldn't deploy apps can't.

[Ruby Hipster @rubyhipster]

Heroku's ruining today's Ruby developers. Anyone who didn't run production apps with Ruby 1.6 on a Pentium 3 has no idea what they're doing.

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.@RubyLeaders This is what I’m talking about.

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What’s the point of teaching you TDD when you are just going to do it wrong?

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I was paranoid about government spying and cloaking my online actions with OSS before it went mainstream.

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Nobody tells me how to think. Especially if they use Bundler.

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TIL I’m a “two bag”, or something. Not sure. I’ve been spell checking insults since before it was mainstream. ATTN: @jboobies303

[Ruby Hipster @rubyhipster]

The thing about “thought leadership” is the thought should be A) worth following and B) not rejected twelve years ago.

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@RubyLeaders Take back your JSON-style hash syntax and stabby lambdas and come at me when you understand some computer science. “Bro.”

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@RubyLeaders My code is small, fast, and backwards compat to ruby 1.6. You think I could do that without understanding the method cache?

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This is why all my libraries still use setup.rb.

http://t.co/m1BK9DvX

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@hipsterhacker I remember when you used to be so cool and underground.

[Angry on Rails @angryonrails]

I'd give @dhh's thoughts on software maintainability more credence if @37signals hadn't needed to rewrite an app that does less by design.

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My criteria to use a template markup language is that you've never heard of it.
#haml #cargocult

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@lrz @nzkoz I hack on the bus ALL THE TIME. Free wifi. But never on a Rails app. Ick.