Linda Paterson

Mindbending werewolf from Charles II’s nightmares

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

And it seems to me, you lived your life like a

[#FitPrince #UntrueDiana #GwynethGoesSkiing @AwkwardProds]

When ar Di met ar PWB ❤️

In one week Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story starts its London run at @arcolatheatre (6-11 July) - we are so excited!

Besides London, Diana is also performing in
Brighton @TOMvenue 1 July
Edinburgh @FollowTheCow 24-30 July

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[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@suddenlyjoseph Maybe I can make it worse by telling you that your old crush, Maria Friedman, is on at The Hampstead Theatre in August xx

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@linuskarp Linus!

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

Hello @ChelseaPeersNY One pillowcase is super pretty and one is super disappointing. Untie-able bows 😢 Help please!

[Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph]

WE HAVE A PODCAST

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@LittleRedRuby @cmatbaby Aw sorry Rubes 😢

[#FitPrince #UntrueDiana #GwynethGoesSkiing @AwkwardProds]

Our fit UK and Ireland tour starts THIS WEEK! 😮💙💛

We are beyond excited to be back at @LyricBelfast - and for the first time ever in the main house! Tell your friends and help us fill it! 😍

Fit Prince is playing 13-14 and Diana 15th (not many tix left for Ar Di!)

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[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@siskaren13 @triplej75 @theliamnissan Also, wtf is a fanasty world? Is it a world where all the fans are nasty? I guess so.

[Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph]

And so begins the THIRD day in a row of @united being unable to find my bag at Newark after flying it there instead of to LAX with me. This is despite an Apple AirTag. Every single communication is full of errors. I'm left without my puppet for the opening night of our show!

[#FitPrince #UntrueDiana #GwynethGoesSkiing @AwkwardProds]

Gwyneth Paltrow answers important questions

[Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph]

VOGUE MAGAZINE MAMA!!!

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@AwkwardProds enjoy your last ever night of singlehood. Love you both beyond words and can’t express how proud we are of you. Here’s to so many years of happiness ahead. Mum and Dad 💙💙

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@RevRichardColes I hope you’re coming to see my son and his fiancé become husband and husband on stage at The Pleasance Grand tomorrow! I might be able to swing you a free ticket… He’s a boy from Newnham, and I know you’ve preached in the church he was christened in. Come along!

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@LittleRedRuby Maybe…

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@AwkwardProds @suddenlyjoseph @thekatebutch @TOMvenue @linuskarp Now I’m laughing at this again & I haven’t even got the sound on because Dad’s watching the football 🤣🤣🤣

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@suddenlyjoseph @RevRichardColes @linuskarp Well, it’s incredibly useful, hard-working and indispensable so, yes, very much like you both 🥰

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@RevRichardColes Bloomin’ love Malton!

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@Theatretiquette We wouldn’t pay more than about £50 each. We got amazing seats for Cabaret but you have to be lucky & search! Saw Gatsby a few weeks ago for about £20 each. Used to take our 3 kids via the GILT site but still a major spend for us. Worth it though eh @AwkwardProds?!

[Linda Paterson @rubyjoejay]

@linuskarp You are far more popular than that with me. Mostly. ♥️