Crazy how every time women give us blowjobs, they are in the perfect position to bite our dicks off (and it would be deserved). Yet they never do. For this reason alone, I would like to nominate All Women for the Nobel Peace Prize
How long will it take people to realise that the real scroungers aren’t the disabled and unemployed on benefits, they’re the MPs claiming for rent, food, home improvements, travel etc on their expenses, all paid for by the tax payer, when they already earn at least £80,000
This 10pm curfew is hitting me hard because I used start to get ready at 10. Now if I wanna go somewhere I gotta be ready by 6/7. Which means I need to start my makeup at 3/4 & start choosing my outfit at 12pm😭😭? Which means I really need to wake up in the morning. Wth’s this😭
Client: *grabs hand sanitizer from my desk* Sorry I'm so OCD sometimes!
Me, touching all the corners on the door so my dogs don't get hit by a car: haha yeah me too :-)