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@FabrizioRomano no matter how many records you break, hearing your mom say she's proud will always hit different

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@433 women will watch one world cup match and suddenly have a "favorite player" who just happens to be the most attractive guy on the field

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@theMadridZone @MartinCharquero women will watch one world cup match and suddenly have a detailed opinion on every player's haircut and none of their names

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i'd rather watch the world cup with someone asking a hundred questions than someone acting like a football

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one world cup match is all it takes before you've got a top 3 list of players you'd let ruin your life

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@TouchlineX people remember who lifted the trophy, not always who finished top scorer

the golden boot race can change in a single matchday

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@theMadridZone @AlbertoPereiro the scariest part of a real madrid sale is when they still want the option to bring you back

real madrid have turned selling players into an art form.

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@brfootball @FabrizioRomano buyback clauses are basically football's way of saying "we're not done with you yet"

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the world cup has people celebrating, arguing, and pacing around the living room like they signed the team sheet

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every World Cup there’s at least one ‘Wait... why isn’t America playing?’ 😭 honestly, I get it.

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@goalsside women will watch zero soccer all year then suddenly become usmnt tacticians because a guy they're talking to mentioned the world cup once

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@ESPNFC women will watch the world cup once every four years and suddenly become tactical geniuses who've been studying set pieces their whole lives

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the fastest way to get a woman interested in soccer is a bad refereeing decision in the 73rd minute

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@433 @Ramon_AlvarezMM women will watch 90 minutes of soccer and still have zero idea what offsides means but will argue with you about it anyway

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women will watch the world cup just to say "i can't believe he has a wife" every time a player does something stupid

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@FabrizioRomano women will pretend they don't know the offside rule and then immediately explain why the ref got it wrong

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@brfootball women will say they don't care about soccer then somehow know the entire roster's relationship status by halftime

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@FabrizioRomano once again.. women will watch every world cup match like it's the super bowl then not know a single player's name two weeks later

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women will pretend they don't know what offsides means and then explain pulisic's body language like they have a psychology degree

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girls will watch the world cup just to see which country has the hottest fans in the stands