Lily Allen when asked what she has learned about men:
“I think that they're having a tricky time at the moment. But that's not really my problem. Good luck to them. They can sort themselves out from now on.”
never write jedward off - you forget about them for a while and then, bang - john's psychic abilities were activated immediately before a minor bus crash
Ok,Someone call Emergency,& TAKE MY PHONE AWAY 4 EVER‼️I WAS TXTNG & TALKING 2 FRIENDS,& MY MIND WAS INVADED BY A CREATURE FROM ANOTHER . GALAXY.HE INVADED MY BODY 2.( that wasn’t so bad)SURE HE’S DENING IT NOW‼️Cher⁉️CHER WHO⁉️
HOWEVER IN MY DEFENSE
MY PHONE’S ON DRUGS