Ruchi Joshi

An Open and Shut 'Nut' Case! I write screenplays. Other than that, my patience allows me only 140 characters at a time.

[Wasim Jaffer @WasimJaffer14]

Jem of an innings, take a bow Jemi, take a thousand bows 🙌🙌 #INDvAUS #CWC25

[Ben Gardner @Ben_Wisden]

Australia had lost six games in eight years since the 2017 World Cup. They had won 15 in a row at the World Cup since then. And India have just pulled off the highest women's ODI chase in history against them. An incredible result

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

And I am being punished. They’ve taken my product and are refusing to refund me. I’m left with neither the dress nor my money. If that’s not STEALING, I don’t know what is! I demand a full refund or at the very least, a voucher. If not my only option would be taking legal action.

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

BLATANT VIOLATION OF CONSUMER RIGHTS! DAYLIGHT ROBBERY! I purchased an expensive dress from @ZARA on 18 July and initiated a return the very next day. On the first scheduled pickup, the courier arrived while I was out and cancelled the pickup.

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

Instead, nearly 20 days after returning the product, I get an email saying they won’t issue a replacement or refund. I had only one item to return, there’s no way I sent the wrong product by mistake. Either @BlueDart_ messed up or @ZARA did.

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

@JAM_KseniYa @PostsOfCats A cat that doesn’t disturb your sleep.

[Dhaval (Investment Books) @InvestmentBook1]

Save this in your gallery forever ❤️

[Jarrod Kimber @ajarrodkimber]

🍿Jasprit Bumrah's unparalleled brilliance.

🎬Watch more: https://t.co/8dK0dNCXur

[Jarrod Kimber @ajarrodkimber]

This is Schrodinger's Kohli. At the moment he has either won or lost the game.

India are above par. And I expect India to bowl better.

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

@IndiaWeatherMan @ImRo45 Jaiswal should open with Rohit. Kohli should come one down. Dube out (should never have been in the squad, there are way better options). I hate this “never change a winning combination” bullshit. Superstition over science will not win you games, not consistently at least!

[Parth MN @parthpunter]

"India didn't have any moment at Cannes....India just likes to take credit for a lot of things."

Listen to Anurag Kashyap

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

Beautiful heart-breaking words!

[Becca Peter @DefectiveBecca]

When my kids were little one or both of them did something unsafe that scared me. I told them that if anything ever happened to them, that I would be the saddest mommy in the world. 

Today is 7 months since Eddie died and now I know that is not true.

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

So articulate! Brilliant.

[Omar Abdullah @OmarAbdullah]

It’s not just the BJP, the NDA is Muslim mukth, Christian mukth, Buddhist mukth, Sikh mukth and yet the government will claim to represent 140 crore Indians.

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

This.

[JayEnAar @GorwayGlobal]

When businessmen and rich ppl in India speak of #Infrastructure, they mean shiny six-lane highways, gleaming airports, flyovers, glitzy shopping centres.
What India needs is civic infrastructure - schools, sewers, bus-lanes, pedestrian crossings, water mains, clinics, libraries

[Ruchi Joshi @ruchisjoshi]

X-Twitter has become such a delightful place suddenly! ❤️ its fearless criticism of Modi in a sophisticated language, backed by real data & presented with wit. But I confess, the base animal in me is also enjoying the crass trolling of the bhakts. #LokSabhaEelections2024 #400Paar

[Aniket Aga @AgaAniket]

In every constituency that I (randomly) checked, there is a difference between total votes cast on #EVMs and total votes counted, sometimes to the tune of thousands. Highlighting just a few cases below.

Why should there be any difference? 1/n

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

The least privileged people that politicians evoke in their speeches are the ones they underestimate, neglect, divide and suppress the most. They underestimate their long term memory, insult their intelligence with their rhetoric, and disregard their morality. They try and manipulate their hunger instead of appealing to their substantial
Intelligence, and their instinct for rejecting arrogance.
And while the privileged cowardly strategise where their bread is buttered, and switch ideologies based on profitable gusts of wind….the very people that you assume are uneducated and weak, will show you a mirror, timeless humanity, and save a democracy.